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Cardinal Rovini

A nickname for the Italian Cardinal Camillo Ruini, given to him in reference to Karl Rove. Ruini has been given this nickname due to his political interference in other countries.
We've got Karl Rove. The Vatican has Cardinal Rovini.
by jesster79 February 27, 2006
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carbon unit

The human operator of a machine, a computer, or any device in general that is having "problems" or "errors" or "is malfunctioning" in the eyes of that operator. In this case, the problems, errors, and malfunction is actually a problem with the operator and not the machine, computer, or device.
Customer: What was the problem with my computer?

Tech: There is a problem with the carbon unit. It will eventually resolve itself after extended hours of use. At least that is the hope.
by darrelld September 29, 2008
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Carbon Free Diet

A new diet that promotes the benefits of completely removing carbon and carbon derivatives from a person's diet.

This diet is limited to purified water, breathing clean air and limited tactile contact with carbon.
Wow, Calista Flockhart is looking skinnier and skinnier. She must be on that carbon free diet.
by Pete DiMaio June 26, 2009
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vagina cabinet

by jerryhouse August 1, 2009
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English Medicine Cabinet

1. N.- A medicine cabinet which is located or originates from England.

2. V.- When a man successfully attempts to insert both of his testicles in the anus of a man or woman. Variations, see:English Pharmacy
1. That's a stunning English medicine cabinet!

2. Then the bastard tried to pull an English medicine cabinet on me!
by Bexxx May 1, 2004
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cabin fever

According the movie, "The Shining",
Stuart Ullman calls cabin fever "a kind of claustrophobic reaction which can occur when people are shut in together over long periods of time."
But at some point during the winter, he must have suffered some kind of a complete mental breakdown. He ran amuck, and uh, killed his family with an axe. Stacked 'em neatly in one of the rooms of the West Wing, and uh, then he, uh, he put, uh, both barrels of a shotgun in his mouth. Police, uh, they thought that was what the old-timers used to call cabin fever.
by Diva Pup January 20, 2006
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carbon footprint offset

A boondoggle involving polluting one geographical location with excessive use of carbon-based fuel while paying to promote clean energy in another geographical location, and claiming one offsets the other, thus yielding neutral pollution.
Al Gore rationalizes his profligate use of $30,000/year in electricity and natural gas at his home in Nashville by partially funding clean energy production in other areas, terming this a "carbon footprint offset". It is tantamount to dumping garbage on the streets of Nashville and "offsetting" it by paying for street cleanup in Seattle.
by Mondo Fuego March 2, 2007
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