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can of whoopass

Retribution; or an act which manifests such. Commonly used in conjunction with the verb "to open up a". Also see whoop-ass and to get medieval on.
Are you going to quit whining, or am I gonna have to open up a can of whoopass on you?
by Sparkly Minx November 15, 2003
mugGet the can of whoopassmug.

fart-can

A gigantic muffler mod used mostly on asian import cars, it sounds stupid (Ie. Fart) and its only real purpose is to make up for the drivers tiny penis.
Thats a huge fart-can, he must have a tiny cock.
by Justin Barrett October 7, 2005
mugGet the fart-canmug.

can of worms

A situtation of unforeseen problems.
Taking that girl home turned out to be a can of worms.
by uberchuckie February 17, 2004
mugGet the can of wormsmug.

cosby in a can

Damn diesel won't start gotta give it some Cosby in a can to fire it up
by Booger biscuits March 14, 2020
mugGet the cosby in a canmug.

keg can

The Heineken Keg Can is a delightful invention used to store 24 ounces of beer. Apporx. 2 can's of standard volume by weight can be stored within one keg can.
Pass that keg can you son of a bitch!
Tall Can? Nah, I'll take the keg can.
by Stan 'Wolvie' S. June 19, 2006
mugGet the keg canmug.

canned magic

Any kind of web portal/forum/news script/ect... package that you can download, install, and set up without having to do any kind of coding for. Everything is done for you.
I would write my own portal, but canned magic is so easy!
by Brian and Darby September 30, 2004
mugGet the canned magicmug.

Red Canning It

When at a party, while everybody is drinking, you are sipping on non-alcoholic beer.

The word and usage comes from the red cans of Old Milwaukee Non-Alcoholic beer.

Normally, red canning it, refers to Mormons who don't drink alcohol (5%), responsible people who don't drink alcohol(5%), or potential sex offenders who generally do drink alcohol but just are looking to "score" on a pissed-drunk young (most likely under-aged) woman (90%).

Despite the reason, every person red canning it, appears to be drinking and therefore:
1. receives no questions about not drinking;
2. does not appear gay;
3. receives minimal peer pressure;
4. gets all the numbers; and

5. makes out with all the girls who are drunk.
Dude One: Dude Two! She totally made out with me while I was red canning it. I remember the whole thing!

Dude Two: Do you know what Megan's Law is?
by InsertPseudoNameHere January 16, 2011
mugGet the Red Canning Itmug.

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