Fixing Cables

To snort a drug in powdered form, typically cocaine, while streaming WoW gameplay. The substance is arranged in a thin line and hidden from view below the monitor before being snorted.

Damn I died to the boss... time to go fixing cables!

by user04567y April 9, 2025

Anchor cable

A type of fecal matter that is in a healthy cylindrical shape, but is very long and too hard to break with your sphincter. Also is considerably uncomfortable to expel. In other words, too much fiber, not enough water.

Guy 1: What took you so long?

Guy 2: Let's just say I won't be eating Belgian waffles any time soon.

Guy 1: How many waffles did you eat?

Guy 2: Enough to shit an anchor cable.

Guy 1: That's a lot of fucking waffles.

by zatchbell622 June 28, 2016

Laying A Cable

What young people do to old people before they've paid any tax.

Oh, hello Young man/lady; are you laying a cable?

by Mad Dan (Leicester) August 18, 2019

Ethernet cable

The fucking thing for WiFi

“Yo you have an Ethernet cable?”
“You mean the thing fucking thing for WiFi?”
“Yeah”

by [死] June 8, 2022

cabling

someone who tries to gacha another ,but its up sabotaging their own position

"lmao they actually thought they had an argument there but totally ended up cabling

by Lawyit August 5, 2025

walker cable

The act of taking off all of your clothes and sucking a amputees cock

"wanna go (walker cable) on the bench?"

by isucklotsofcock March 23, 2022

Cable TV

When you go to the toilet and lay a huge cable whilst watching YouTube/Tv on your phone

Husband: Honey im going for a bit of cable Tv…
Wife: FFS again!

by MM51GMA July 25, 2023