The Concealed Bagel

A douche bag of a A boy, who idealizes women and needs to dig a hole! He says he loves you then he gets together with some skanky ass ho. All he wants is sex and can never get why you want him so badly. Stay away from this type of boy. Aslo known as the Abdo.

Eh. Ma. Gawd. The Concealed Bagel said he loved me then left me! Can you believe?!

by StrawberryJelly August 16, 2009

Coke Cancel

When you have to cancel your next days activities because you did too much coke the night before.

I had to coke cancel my brunch plans for today

by Okkkkk123 September 1, 2018

el cancer

the cancer you get from eating too much tacos

I’m not feeling too good, I think I have el cancer.

by urawanker69 March 19, 2021

Directional Cancellation

A term used in video games.

The act of cancelling your shots mid-air, essentially depending on luck on whether your hits connect or not.

His directional cancellation is insanely lucky!

by htrgtjoiwrfoewefew September 4, 2021

Last Minute Cancel Bullshit

When someone cancels on you last minute with a weak excuse. Very common among flaky people.

Scenario 1:
Brent "Hey Becki I'm almost there."

Becki "Oh sorry Brent, I can't hangout anymore. I have to go shopping with my friends mum"

Brent "Damn it Becki why do you always pull this last minute cancel bullshit!"
Scenario 2:
John"Oh hey Emily, I thought you were going out tonight?"
Emily"Nat pulled some last minute cancel bullshit on me. Said she had to wait in for her sisters parcel!"
John"Well that sucks, sorry mate"

by mrperson123 August 11, 2017

toucher_of_cancer

When you don’t get enough attention as a child so you start a meme page

I’m toucher_of_cancer

by Dankpapi_69 November 6, 2018

Dinah Cancer

Dinah Cancer is the stage name of Mary Simms. She is a vocalist, best known for her punk band 45 Grave, one of the founders of the genre of music known as "Deathrock".

Dinah Cancer is the shit.

by Tim Fahrenreich January 23, 2006