Crusader

A attractive person who suits up in nice clothes to go and fuck the shit out of a fat girl

Omg! LOOK at Derek he is such a crusader he's all dressed up, took try and fuck Becky whos got bigger thighs than she does boobs

by Jefg8r April 16, 2022

Crusader wifu

A person, commonly a woman described as being very religious and Christian yet watching anime.

"Imagine being a crusader wifu, a very bad combination "

by NotCrusader January 13, 2021

For the crusaders

When you yell “for the crusaders” thinking you’ll do a lot work but does absolutely nothing.

Reinhardt: “My ultimate is ready”
Ana: “Okay, I’ll nano boost you”
Reinhardt: “For the crusaders!”
Ana: “WTF YOU GOT NOBODY YOU DUMB FUCK”
Genji: “You should’ve nanoed me and healed me you dumb bitch”
Mercy; “Shut the fuck up, all of you are dogwater”
Wrecking ball and Doomfist: “We are good characters”

by Fireguy47 April 13, 2021

crusader #5497

ban him. He's ginger. We don't like him

crusader #5497 somehow has a girlfriend. Bro what?

by phantom is a simp May 7, 2021

Cervix Crusader

A notorious user of the dead manga piracy website “Mangasee”. He violated the comment section of manga by writing the most vile pieces of poetry fathomable.

A Cervix Crusader excerpt from the comment section of Legend of the northern blade:

“ CervixCrusader • 04/23/2024
Mu Won is definitely gonna pop that geriatric celibate's cherry by using his prayer beads as divine anal beads. It's over for that bald headed fuck, Mu Won has maxed out his semen retention arts and nothing can stop his loads now.
+32 • like • reply
TotallyNotJesus • 04/23/2024
cervix im going to touch you and nothing is going to stop me
CervixCrusader • 04/23/2024
Good, I'm tired of touching myself anyways
Totally NotJesus • 04/23/2024
:3
Durnehvir • 04/25/2024
what in the ever loving fuck did i just read?”

by President fat guy 101 January 5, 2025

Copium Crusader

A delusional fan of a franchise that hasn’t received new content for a while who still thinks said franchise will get new content.

Aka how it feels to be a Mega Man fan or a Rhythm Heaven enjoyer (post-2025).

"Mega Man X9 will definitely drop soon"

"Quit being a copium crusader it ain’t ever releasing"

by lemonkirbwastaken July 4, 2025

Crusader

A delusional, relentless, or miraculously successful person who continues to pursue a girl after she rejected him, and somehow ends up winning her over anyway.
Crusaders are usually male and very desperate for the girls attention some may call them simps.

Guy one: “Why are they together, I thought she rejected him.”
Guy two: “I guess he’s just a crusader.”

by whereismyshredder August 6, 2025