Being a Crow

"Being a Crow" is when someone will give you random, almost useless items as a way of showing affection.

Person 1: Dude, name was Being a Crow.

Person 2: What?

Person 1: They gave me a rock, how useless...

by D4G4NR0NP4 November 24, 2020

Matthew Crow

one of the best people you could ever meet. he can make your day so much better with just a look. if you're close with him he cares for you unconditionally in his own way and has hands down the best smile. he has the best personality and sense of humor but you gotta be cultured enough to understand. he can look pretty intimidating sometimes but hes actually a big softy or a big friendly giant. hes a very patient and understanding person and someone who is actually pretty easy to get along with. hes very talented although he won't admit it. hes hard on himself sometimes but theres no reason for him to be when hes pretty much perfect. he makes everyday so much better and if you know him you should be very grateful especially if he decides to stick around. theres so much more to describe him and how amazing he is but that'd be like a whole 500 page essay

"You see that guy over there, the really tall one?"

"yea what about him?"

"that's Matthew Crow one of the best people around and I love him lots"

-mikaela (love u dumbass <3)

by Bethannie's Bestest B February 27, 2020

Crow-mance

A word for when a dude is dating a woman who is three times his age

Gene: is Jimmy seriously in love with that woman she's old enough to be his grandma
Sue: I don't know if it's true love but it's for sure a crow-mance!

by Tiltied August 9, 2020

Crows Shame

.......here we go again. A friend named "Crow" simping REAL HARD for fictional german WW1 soldier, Paul Baumer, from All Quiet on the Western Front/Im Westen Nicht Neues.

Weirdly enough, unlike the others, this one is regarded as her "best" character, as it's helped her mentally, spiritually and... everythingly. Good on ya m8.

"God, he's so fine."- Crow
"Bro shut up with ur Crows Shame"- Ajax
"Penis"- Crow
"DUDE LMFAOOOOO"- Ajax

by SpectacularCr0w February 11, 2023

crow position

defined in the Kama Sutra as "bodies inverted, the two lovers grasp eachothers sex organs with their mouths experiencing great heights of ecstacy"

I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to try the crow position in bed tonight.

by DJames August 24, 2006

holy crow

just a small reworking of "holy cow"

holy crow,look at that!!!

by john amenta April 14, 2004

Deep Crow

An evil that is released when digging too greedily.

"Power Silo A is now the roost of a truly ancient deep crow."

by Ursula of Bernaise March 22, 2008