buy a cricket

get a conscience, find a heart, have feelings. derived from Pinocchio and jimmeny cricket, who was his conscience.

he got hit by a car? thats hilarious.
"you need to buy a cricket"

by viciousk March 11, 2008

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sand moon cricket

middle easterns that can only go out at night because of the heat

All gas stations are run by sand moon crickets.

by jmfb August 12, 2012

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saber-toothed crotch cricket

Crabs

She had a bad case of the saber-toothed crotch crickets.

by Charles July 19, 2003

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pickle cricket

An African American youth that utilizes a pickle bucket as a drum.

I was trying to enjoy the ball game, but the pickle crickets kept making too much noise.

by Curt ligot March 4, 2008

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A game to be played by lads on a night out where they attempt to sniff parts of the female anatomy without being rumbled.

1 run is awarded for sniffing a girls hair.
2 runs are awarded for sniffing a girls ass.
4 runs are awarded for chewing a girls hair.
6 runs are awarded for touching a girls asscrack with your nose and sniffing.

You are declared out if you get rumbled e.g slapped in the face.

LAD with the most runs at the end of the night wins the sniff cricket trophy.

Benedict: (entering nightclub/bar) Right lads lets start a game of sniff cricket.

Warren: Woaaa did you see Geoffrey go straight for the six.

Geoffrey: I'll be back in a minute boys I need to be sick that ass stank!

by McFisterson December 3, 2011