courtney

A big headed, she-male who loves attention and making other peoples lives hell. She also likes to joke about being pregnant and having abusive parents. Often adopted.
"oh look there's mowgli, oh wait that's just Courtney!"
by 209375902 February 02, 2017
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There are many definitions for a Courtney.

1. A sweet, awesome person who is super smart and really nice. She has never gotten a low grade and always looks amazing.

2. A girl that annoys everyone that she comes in contact with. She is a liar, desperate for attention, and a generally unpleasant person. She is attention seeking and undeserving of everything she has. She is unintelligent and always dresses sloppily. All of her friends are fake and only befriend her out of pity.
1. I wish everyone could be like Courtney.

2. Courtney was being really annoying today. She should back off.
by The.Definition. September 20, 2014
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A very immature bitch who is only concerned with her own life and how 'miserable' it is, even though she has it better than most. She also loves any attention she can get.

1. Streetname for a common whore.

2. Codename for a girl with cottage cheese thighs, and extremely large nipples (pepperonis) on extremely small breasts.

3. Often two-faced and completely nasty.

4. Loves fat dudes.
A:"Did you see that girl's thighs?"

S: "Yeah, shes got some nasty courtneys"

A: "Are those pepperonis on her chest???"

S: "No, those are just her courtneys.."
by ohhhsnap3 December 01, 2011
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Guy 1: so what happen to the girl you were trying to have an honest long lasting relationship with?

Guy 2: She ended up being a Courtney

Guy 1: eeewwww
by liverslivers September 14, 2012
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Courtney is a whore's name. Courtney's are never satisfied with one person in a relationshp. They often feel the need to cheat and be all over someone else while being in a relationship. Any girl named Courtney is someone not to be trusted.
Courtney is such a whore.
by CatchMeintheRye September 08, 2010
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Sluttiest....midget to have ever walked the halls here......she is known to have vagina cream in her car.....stds...prego scares..her life is drama filled...anal lover.....too many meds too count
"if you scratch a boy during intercourse till the point where he bleeds you might be suffering from courtney..."
by joeyyyymerlo October 05, 2011
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A girl who thinks she's all that. A stupid fat ass bitch. Usually dates an ugly Chinese guy. She smells like tuna fish. She wears short shorts even though she has a pancake ass. She is usually tall, but has the face and hair of a troll. Usually has glasses. She was probably dropped on her head as a baby, and her brain probably rolled out of her head, like a little sunflower seed.
Girl 1- "Awe they are so cute together"
Girl 2- "Yeah if she wasn't such a Courtney"
by Courtney hatein' bitch September 24, 2011
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