Cognisize

Becoming aware that when you get a hard it’s all in your head.

Cognisize; cognisized; cognisizes (v) : I wish I could cognisize this hard on To really be 3 in. Longer, but its all in my head.

by Longbackdorsea November 29, 2020

cognitist

Someone who can be described as any word ending with -ist

Ionut is a cognitist

by Hunky jesus July 18, 2021

mama-cognition

the realization that your mother's many years of acquired knowlege may be useful to you, after all.

In a moment of mama-cognition, Mary phoned her mother to ask how much lasagna to make for the dinner party.

by 3 card Monty June 5, 2009

Cocknitive dickonance

When a cis man sees rape culture but refuses to acknowledge his part in it.

Jack, who identifies as feminist, showed some real cocknitive dickonance when he said he's one of the good guys.

by Koekebakker October 12, 2018

Impaired mental cognition

Fancy for stupid.

MaryKate has impaired mental cognition. But she's also blonde. So she's just dumb.

by Roy Magnum September 8, 2010

cognitate

transitive verb
: to ponder or meditate on usually intently
intransitive verb
: to meditate deeply or intently <cogntitating on her career plans>

i mean really its just the same fucking word as cogitate but sounds infinitely better.

-cognitate nigga

by sumfuck October 17, 2013

cognizize

to understand and pass on that understanding

Ted cognizized the knowledge to Mckay

by ted April 21, 2005