Jesus H. Christopherson

When you start to take the name of the Lord God in vain but then follow it up with an 'opherson' at the end so it doesn't seem like you're breaking one of the commandments.

Someone that is supposed to be a Christian and -lets say- works in construction is hammering a nail but smashes his finger and yells; "Jesus H. Christopherson!"

by auditus maximus July 1, 2005

Christoffer

A Lord Bjorn.

There is nothing more regal than a Christoffer.

by Flamingo Spya November 13, 2013

Christopher

Probably the most awesome person you'll ever meet, is a ninja, and is very good with the ladies

why do you need an example? you know it to be true, Christopher is just amazing

by Zorath1998 April 24, 2013

Christopherism

A slick message delivered with an abundance of charm and panache with the intention to score.

An example of a Christopherism: Do you want to come over for a movie at my house? (with no intention of actually watching a movie)

by piperchris August 17, 2009

Christopher Hall

Fucking amazing musician who is extremely underrated.

He's best known as a founding member and vocalist for the band Stabbing Westward (1985 – 2002) after the bands break up, Hall founded the L.A rock band The Dreaming

Me: I fucking love Christopher Hall, his music is amazing, plus he's sexy.
Joe Blow: Who's Christopher Hall?
Me: ... go away.

by NattyM January 1, 2010

Christofascist

Hypocritical bigots who reject any alternative view to their own. Believing in cencorship of freedom of thought and speech. Are prejudice to people who do not follow christianity, that they are bad people. Basically, a not very nice bunch of people who will be held responsible for the downfall of planet earth.

Athiest: You know what, the bible actually is a load of crap

Christofascist: YOURE GOING TO HELLZ OMG. PRAISE THE LORD. ALLOW JESUS INTO YOURE LIFE PLEASE. IGNORE THE BIBLE, WELL CONTINUE TO ADD MORE TO THE BIBLE UNTIL EVENTUALLY IT ACTUALLY IS IN ALIGNMENT TO SCIENCE AND EVOLUTION. THE MORE WE KNOW THE LESS WE MAKE SENSE BUT IM GONNA SUC K GODS ASS TO GET TO HEAVEN SO I CAN NOT FUCK ANYONE FOR ALL ETERNITY. WOOO YEAHH. RELIGION MAN.

by Geoffofdoom March 12, 2009

cristofer

cristofer is usually a very sexy person. cristofer usually is friends with someone who really really really likes him but he does nothing about it. he goes out with someone else instead. but that doesnt mean cristofer is a mean person. he still is a very hott person. he is also a very nicee person. and a good listnener. he is one of my favoritest computer friends ever. ily budd.

cristofer_cress

by x0xbrittanyx0x March 17, 2009