catastroshit

Unexpected dieohria that results in a large mess

I had abit of a catastroshit last night. I'm never ordering chinese food again

by Captain catastroshit July 18, 2021

catastrohphe

A severe mishap caused by and/or involving either Austrian rum or Detroit beer.

In da infamous/hilarious "How to change the oil in your car --- woman's way vs. man's way" essay, da dude's beer-soaked way has about ten times as many steps as da gal's, and ends in a total catastrohphe!

by QuacksO July 28, 2021

Catastuation

Combination of catastrophe and situation. Typically used to emphasize the severity of your mental health.

Did you hear that? We're about to have a catastuation up in here.

by G Mizzan August 1, 2021

catss1ut

The most lovely mutual there is.
Haters and hackers believe in catss1ut supremacy

Guy1: OMFG ghost is so annoying

Actuallysmartperson: Then you must belive in catss1ut supremacy

guy1:But I-
Actuallysmartperson:shhhhhh CATSS1UT SUPREMACY OR I WILL EAT YOUR KNEECAPS👹👹

by Marsshere September 8, 2021

Catosteope

When your friend can’t spell whatsoever

Mi spelng iss gud, no Collin it’s a catosteope

by Dutbdu September 12, 2021

catosteope

When your friend Collin can’t spell catastrophe

No it’s catastrophe not catosteope

by Dutbdu September 12, 2021

Catastronaut

Somebody who is outfitted or launched into a catastrophe; Somebody in a catastrophe as an astronaut would be in space, surrounded by the unknown.

"wow, he's a true catastronaut . I could never work up the guts to have kids"

by Withoutahook;) December 20, 2021