Bench Warmers

The best message board/newsgroup on the interwebs. It's a free board on Villanova University's recruiting site on Rivals.com. There, people will find many creative and classy posters who come up with robust comments on a daily basis that will "alt"er the way people think. It's the birthplace of the Urban Dictionary phrases BB2N and SJU (PA) (LOL) (WTF).

username1: Have you read some of the stuff they post on Bench Warmers?

username 2: If you don't like it, don't read it.

username 3: It's Official: Bench Warmers is the best site on the INET.

by goofyone June 1, 2011

Benchmade

A type of knife that military and police use that are very expensive. They are also known as "Butterfly Knifes" because their logo is a butterfly and they are also famous for their Balisong knife which is also known as a "Butterfly knife"

I can't believe how fast he cut that with his Benchmade.

by Al "The Computer Guy" April 16, 2004

Banchong

Someone who acts inappropriately without quite knowing it; a try-hard; a show off who just quite gets things wrong. Traditionally an Asian word for a lady-man, but in more modern times has come to define someone who is a bit of a tosspot.

Look at Brendan trying to spit the winkle and impress those girls - what a banchong!

by Kuta Kevin July 7, 2010

Bonch Candy

Anything that can make your balls itch in a sexual manner. AKA Hot girls that you think would engage in a sexual activity.

Damn, look at the Bonch Candy across the room. I fucking swear she want my nuts! I'd Beat...

by Chet Chetson April 26, 2006

batty on bench

Slang to describe someone who's close to you(a friend) or likes to follow you around or is always with you. Can be use to describe your friends. They are the "batty" and you are the "bench" that they like to sit on or be around with. Batty i this slang means Ass and what do you do when you see a bench? YOU sit on it.

"Ya Reeta and I are batty on bench, we'll always together in school"

"batman and robin are batty on bench, you can't have one without the other"

by Trixie February 13, 2005

Bonch

Also known as the "taint" it is the spot between the balls and the anus.

When Mary licks Bob's bonch, he goes wild.

by MichaelTodd December 29, 2003

Benchmarking

The systematic process of becoming no better than anyone else.

After all the benchmarking we have done, I think we can finally boast that we are an LCD company.

by scanner1 June 5, 2011