buttercup swamp

a yellow tinged, heavily infected, swollen pit of a fanny. Usally caused by one of many sti's .

oh my fanny is reaking, it must be caused by that gang of tramps i let gang fuck me in that alley the other day.
you fanny is a buttercup swamp

by Big Ant May 24, 2006

Butterbutt

A person whose personality changes quickly depending on the situation they are in.

Choidev is a two-faced butterbutt.

by Xplain June 16, 2021

Butteritus

A disease which causes the sufferer to sit on the couch all day and eat buttery foods. Butteritus sufferers are usually overweight and lazy, and make any excuse possible not to partake in physical activity. Closely related to acute Cheeto hand syndrome (ACHS.)

I'd go walk the bridge today, but my butteritus is acting up.

by DodgerBaby April 13, 2014

buttcrutch

A Chair, Seat, or Couch. Generally used to imply laziness of the subject.

Danny - "i'm tired of standing around at this party, can you get me a chair?"
Jake - "No way, you'll get kicked out for using a Buttcrutch!"

by BraveMart September 28, 2014

buttercupper

n. Someone whose deep love sends them to extreme LENGTHS.

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Why did you quit the freestyle skiing team to spend more quality time with your wife? You were sure to medal at the Olympics.

I guess I'm just a buttercupper.

by gnostic3 December 27, 2014

Princess Buttercup

When a guy ejaculates onto a girl (or guy's, we're not discriminating) forehead, thus creating a sort of tiara, while simultaneously buttercupping them (farting into their hand and throwing it into their face). This turns the girl (or guy) into a Princess Buttercup. It is also not unheard of for the farter to be dressed as a moose during the act.

Albert Einstein: Energy equals mass times...
Edgar Allan Poe: Shut the fuck up, Einstein. Galileo, you Princess Buttercup Madame Curie, yet?
Galileo: Fuck yes. Her forehead was sticky with sperm and her face full of stink, just like my grandma's used to be.

Edgar Allan Poe: That's hot.

Galileo: Yes.
Edgar Allan Poe: Imma try that with Lenore.
Galileo: Indeed.
Albert Einstein: Did you dress up like a moose.
Galileo: Yep. Did the full Princess Buttercup.
Albert Einstein: Hardcore.

by elizabethbathoryII August 23, 2011

Buttercup

The styrofoam piece on the tip of a microphone

Josh lost his buttercup when taking it out of his bag.

by Mo FLo February 3, 2006