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buttery crumpet

When you slab that butter on the crumpet and it melts all the way through to the plate.
That was such a buttery crumpet I licked the plate afterwards.
by anonymous August 18, 2022
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Buttery

When something looks/feels squishy, shiny, or oily
When he stood on the doorstep I could almost feel his buttery feet
by Brephilson July 6, 2022
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buttertutter

When you put ur lil (or big) dick in that butter and make a nice squishy hole ...mmm
Hey man did you pull a buttertutter at my house?
by WiseWorder September 27, 2022
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buttertutter

When u put ur pp in the peanut butter & make a nice hole
Yo, did u do a buttertutter to me, not cool man, I was gonna eat it.
by WiseWorder September 27, 2022
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butterthinker

someone who definitely thinks about butter... if you know what i mean...
luke: "she definitely thinks about butter"
jaxon: "a butterthinker? what the fuck does that mean?"
by uhmzone June 24, 2023
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Buttery gusset

A term used to describe a woman that displays affection for a man by becoming moist
Lady 1: “Oh, look at that man there. He’s really appealing”
Lady 2: “Nah, not my type
Lady 1 “I’m feeling all flustered. He’s giving me a right buttery gusset”
by Jenson Buttermilk June 25, 2023
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buttermybutthole

When a guy splooges/jizzes/spurts all over the butt cheeks of his sexual partner.

Only the most hardcore of people ever get their buttholes buttered.
Sophie: Hey, Phyllis how was your date earlier this week?
Phyllis: Hey, Sophie! Oooh, it was so much fun! Jared and I had a beautiful dinner by candlelight and then once we were done he butteredmybutthole so well! I had to use crutches to get around for a few days afterward...
Sophie: Okay Phyllis, nobody asked you to be so fuckin' raunchy...you could have just said it went well...
Phyllis: Sophie, you better shut your mouth hole or I'm gonna make you buttermybutthole too.
Sophie: Jeez Phyllis, don't threaten me with a good time...
by hungcollegedude March 14, 2024
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