red button

you don't press this, no matter how red or shiny it looks

"Dude is that the red button?"

"Yeah"

"I think I'm gonna push it."

"Go ahead man but let me leave first"

by mongo5 November 22, 2006

button on a fur coat

"A penis that is so small, it resembles a button on a fur coat amongst the pubic hair."

"His penis was so small that it resembled a button on a fur coat."

by Teddy November 3, 2003

Button's Syndrome

The phenomenon where people looks better, hotter or younger naturally or unnaturally through aging.

"Dude your mum's got serious Button's Syndrome."
"Ewww... Don't even think about it."

by mitual February 5, 2009

Button Salad

refers to a ridiculous web page or application screen with many (more than 6) different styles of buttons/links on it

this page is crazy.... it looks like button salad!

by heuristic June 15, 2009

esc button

the evil-est button on a keybord.....why elese would it be sitting there.....alone.....scheming against the other keys........

when the esc button (aka "esc") finally begins his reign of terror......."F1" will be the first to go....

by the "J" key October 12, 2008

Mushroom Button

A little penis.

Haha! Max has a mushroom button!!

by roflcopter1 December 22, 2008

Staples Button

1) A slut.
2) A person who is easy.

Derived from the slogan of Staples, to wit: that was easy.

1) He'll bang anything that moves. He's a Staples Button.

2) Dude, she'll even do you. She's a Staples Button.

by Hobbs_fan October 26, 2012