bummer

a blow job from a homeless person

(502): Dude, just got a bummer.
(1-502): What??
(502): A blow job from a homeless chick.

by diffferentia May 6, 2009

bummertown

(N)when everything is totes stoops in charge you basically buy a one way ticket here

(V)frowning all the time and being lame

let's be serious -- Christine has been bummertowning around even though she knocked me out at recess

by totes rad in charge August 20, 2008

bummed in the gob

Ass to mouth ATM. Riotous and somewhat disgusting behaviour among close friends and loved ones.
Evolved from Tea bagging

My poor mate rossclot was 'bummed in the gob' by my other mate stu, whilst the chap slept.
This involes the former removing his trousers and placing his anus upon the latters nose. Highly amusing and dangerous if the said victim arouses from a state of unconsiousness.

by Adzrhys1 September 3, 2007

Bummers Penis

A term used for when a males penis becomes slightly bent upwards due to excessive bumming. Almost resembling a banana.

Guy 1: Wow that's a mighty case of bummers penis you have there.

Guy 2: Yeah I bum like twice a day.

by Fury556 September 29, 2009

Stealth Bummer

Someone who is obviously gay but hides it from the world for some reasons which are usually not so plain to see.

Greig's not gay (even though he's fucked everyone this side of manchester)

by Dan February 6, 2004

Suicide bummer

Someone who rapes men and then kills themselves because they cant live with the stink of shiton their dicks. usually found in gay bars. usually black or asian

Damn! i just escaped from a suicide bummer! someone pump me out!

by Heinrich muller September 3, 2003

bummed

when you is so tired that you can hardly move

i am so bummed after running so far

by brianbeast December 17, 2016