A Bidet(pronounced Bee-Day), shoots a jetstream of water up towards one's asshole to cleanse the anus after a nasty shit. Now, one uses a Bidet and closes off the drain. He or she then lets the ass-water marinate for several minutes and serves at room temperature.
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A term commonly used buy mullet wearing, dickbag construction workers to describe a Porta-John and it's contents.
Hey, Rocco hold my hammer while I go and use the Mexican Buffet. That pimento cheese sandwich gave me the shits.
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Get the Finger buffet mug.Fuck buffet: a method of serving up fucking in such a manner as one would have many options for sex but none of them are especially pleasing. In a fuck buffet the emphasis is on quantity of choices as opposed to quality of choices.
Ex- "After joining Tinder, Cindy was able to participate in a veritable fuck buffet of coitus, after which she needed a round of antibiotics."
See also gang bang, orgy
See also gang bang, orgy
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