Bromosexual

A non-sexual orientation towards other bros, sometimes involving butt smacking, fist pumping like a pro, or chest bumps.

"Brad Pitt is such a stud, I would totally go on a Bro Date with him"

"Why do you have to be so Bromosexual?"

by nohomobromo May 19, 2010

bromotion

(bro-motion)
when your bro gets a preomotion at work.

phill went from being janitor to the boss.

phill got a sweet bromotion

by james morse October 2, 2007

Bromocracy

A form of government in which the bros make the rules and the bitches make the sandwiches.

bro 1: If i was in charge, no one would be starving because all our women would make sandwiches to feed the world.

bro 2: Dude, we really need a bromocracy

by the swamp monster October 6, 2011

Bromosexual

A gay man, whether on the down low, who seems like he is totally 100% straight but happens to enjoy having sex with men. Theses guys may play football, be captain of the baseball team, or be the lead in the musical people won't question their sexuality until they see that he's having the sex with a man.

Opposite: artificial fruit

Football player: Yo Darien, you coming to the party tonight? There's gonna be tons of hot chicks.
Darien: Nah man I'm a bromosexual, ya know? Haha good game, though.
Football player: Ah right man sorry I forgot.

Darien: Don't sweat it

by ASDFLKJFDSOASFNAS October 3, 2013

bromosexual

Used to define any self-absorbed idiot who is willing to do anything to see their name in urban dictionary.

brohan the bromosexual is an attention hog as his mommy neglected him when he was a kid.

by a goodtbuser May 9, 2005

Bromos

When bros become homos.
bro+homo=bromo

2 x bro+homo= BROMOS

lawrence and colin used to be such good friends, but now they're just bromos.

Shawn is totally trying his bromo moves on brad.

by themostbubblewrapever.yeah. November 21, 2009

Bromo

A 101 KGB stunt boy known for wearing thongs, running naked, and denying that he is gay. Also likes to give people pieces of his food, candy, gum, etc. Says "crud" alot....

Look at Bromo in that tuxedo thong. He sure is gay, crud.

by JayPeePee December 9, 2008