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bridge kid 

noun - a useless (rather large) person who sits on a bridge and contributes absolutely nothing to society.
I can't fucking stand these goddamn bridge kids!!! Go do something with your life and take a goddamn shower.
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Bridge Dweller 

A guy who lives with his mom and pays girls with meth for sex. If not at home with mom he is getting high under the bridge in Stockton.
That Bridge Dweller likes Tammy and Tammy likes meth.

bridge yeller

A person that is overly dramatic, especially pertaining to uncommon actions such as climbing on a manmade structure, like a bridge.
I was being careful and safe when I was climbing on the underside of that bridge, that guy that was angry at me was just being a bridge yeller.

bridge yeller

A job where someone, as one aspect of their job, works security to keep people off or away from a manmade structure such as a bridge.
I got this new gig working at that draw bridge downtown. That's right, I'm a bridge yeller.

bridge of don academy

11/10 school. miss lees is a cow

everyone is a carthead (Hunter Costello smokes catnip)
most people get bullied #chillibuchanforlife

Miya Mitchell is a whore

miss Meldrum will save ur life, miss Howard will try to end ur life.

miss Maitland isn't fun anymore because she started taking her job seriously

toilets are always locked because people hotbox and wreck the place

witness junior fight club as chilli Buchan gets batted by everyone (most likely Callum Stewart)
join the greatest rivelry in the world bod vs oldie (plonkers)
" i go to bridge of don academy"

i am saying this to tell you how bridge of don academy and tell you why should not go to the school

bridge crush 

that one person you get feelings for after breaking up and trying to get over someone

are those feelings genuine? maybe but most likely not.
“bro what happened between you and jasmine? I thought u was into her.”

“nah fam she was just my bridge crush after I got over mia.”

“shii okk i got u, ayt so I think also i got a bridge crush on jasmine too”

“fr? thats crazyy”
bridge crush by dollartreerat March 18, 2024