Bowser

A derogatory term used to lash out at those who dislike the conventional girl-next-door.

Person A: I'm not really a Lindsay Lohan fan-
Person B: I'LL BOWSER YO ASS

by Mario Party April 7, 2007

Bowser

n.An individual who blocks or attempts to block another from mating with the object of affection. Origins are the classic Mario video games where the Bowser character would prevent Mario from rescuing and procreating with the Princess.

"Dude, I almost made it with that chick until you told her I had AIDS. You're a total Bowser."

by Bobby Two-tone August 5, 2008

Bowser

1) A mario video game villian.

2) A kid in serious need of a shaving, who needs to put down the flannel and stop wearing pajama pants.

Bowser, either you shave off that dirtstache or I'll wax it off. I mean it.

by twat. December 13, 2008

bowship

bullshit in "engrish"; bullshit, as pronounced by one with an oriental accent.

What you mean this cost three dollar? That's bowship! I saw this across the street for two dollar!

by block1of4 January 7, 2004

Bowser hunting

Going to a public place where dogs are walked and photographing bowsers

Hey man, want to go to the park and go bowser hunting after lunch?

I can't, I don't have a camera.

by Fratsmurf October 8, 2011

Dry Bowser

A dehydrated blowjob.

We were stuck in the desert for over a week ,dehydrated, and I was horny as hell. She frosted her lips with sand like salt on a margarita and then proceeded to give me a dry bowser.

by BarryMcCockner May 12, 2017

Bowser

A term originating in Riverdale, USA to negatively describe someone or something that is uninteresting, annoying or generally unappealing.

"Can you believe Reggie hooked up with Midge again?"
"Ugh, what does she see in him? He is SO bowser."

by Archie Andrews December 12, 2007