Camo Boobies

When a girl is vertical, the boobs are visible, but when she is horizontal, laying with her back on the floor, the boobs disappear. Much like a soldier in camouflage attire, standing in tall grass, but when down low, the solider becomes almost invisible. This is a result of a lack of fatty matter behind the nipple to support a round shape in such a position. Normally the fatty tissue will sag out to the sides of the chest, to create a rounding of the boob shape, to give it a large circumference, however this doesn't see to happen in this case.

I was fucking this girl one time, after she was on top, we swapped to missionary, I laid her down, and I swear her boobs disappeared, I saw the nipples but the was nothing there, she had camo boobies.

by anono85 May 14, 2011

boobies

1) Female organs that are:

Okay if small
O O

Better if they protrude
(.)(.)

Even better if they bifurcate
(.Y.)

Best if they have also have big areola
(oYo)


2) Word that appears on your calculator if you key in 5,318,008 and turn it upside-down.

From age 12 to 13 boys obsess about exclusively over boobies but later diverge to include other parts.

by AbnormalBoy May 7, 2004

Boobiefuck

Usually done after licking the lizard, the boobiefuck is a sexual act performed by rubbing down a woman's (or man's) breast with oil and inserting the erect penis in between the two mammaries. Fuckin' a.

Bill: Dude...I'm not sure how to tell you, but I boobiefucked Christine last night.
Keenan Thomspn: Fuck you NI....
Bill: Wait a minute man lemme look around.
Keenan: Nah man it's cool, I checked...NIGGA!

by His Teejness on High July 25, 2006

boobiebandit

A man or woman who runs by and gets a quick grope of a boobie. This can be a male or female boobie. The groper is often masked and wearing a striped shirt.

"Oh my! I do declare, what a foul and dastardly boobiebandit you are! Ohhh!"

by Jake July 17, 2003

boobie top

A low cut garment worn by the fairer sex to achieve high cleavage exposure, and to impress potential mates.

She wore a boobie top to the bar, to encourage men to dance with her

by Chet April 26, 2005

Boobie

boyfriend/girlfriend.

hey boobie, how was your day?

by Lorpu Gabriel October 20, 2008

booliebam

An unexpected spider bite.

The only way to treat and get rid of a booliebam is to pray about it at 3:15am. If you are really sincere in your prayer, the booliebam will go away exaclty three days after your prayer at 3:15am.

Guy 1: "Damn son, lookie here, I got a freaking booliebam!"

Guy 2: "Wow, that sucks man! You better pray at 3:15am!"

by John Spinner October 7, 2007