The art of fucking slaying the mud in a badass bogger while playing loud and heavy on 69 volume getting head by your friends step mom.
by Sammy68 July 2, 2020
Get the Bog Deepmug. by Greenzyskum April 18, 2018
Get the WOG BOGmug. A sport invented in England. It involves two to four players, in singles or doubles format. The sport is played by having the participants defecate into a toilet at which point the ammount of splashes made are counted. It is scored like regular tennis, with 15, 30, 40 and Game being the scores, therefore four splashes are required to win. If players are unable to create a splash, a tie break is brought into session. It is typically played in lavatory block cubicles, where the splashes can easily be heard.
Illegal drugs such as laxatives are occasionally used to cheat at the sport, but players are allowed to consume any food or drink they wish in order to facilitate their victory. Ghost turds and farts do not count
Illegal drugs such as laxatives are occasionally used to cheat at the sport, but players are allowed to consume any food or drink they wish in order to facilitate their victory. Ghost turds and farts do not count
Dave was robbed in the Bog Tennis finals as he was made to play the final and the semi-final on the same day, however he performed stormingly in the semis, winning Game-Love.
by johners47145 March 9, 2010
Get the Bog Tennismug. i got so excited watching Peggy hanging her knickers on the line it took half a roll of bog paper to mop up the stain i made on the carpet.
by Dunky Oggins November 13, 2003
Get the bog papermug. by jodfhj December 11, 2007
Get the bog sagetmug. One who hangs about the public men's rooms in hopes of anonymous gay sex.
Fat, smelly, Cumbrian pikey homosexual called Ardon.
Fat, smelly, Cumbrian pikey homosexual called Ardon.
by Kenny Roberts July 9, 2006
Get the bog watchermug. by Name??@! January 12, 2008
Get the gobby bogsmug.