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Da Boat

A large steamroller pipe that looks like a giant purple penis. Made by Graphix, this piece is legendary among those who have used it. Got its name after those who purchased it listened to "On A Boat" all the way home from the trip to get it. Traditionally used in the shed known as Da Boat House. It was confiscated by campus police on 3/14/2010. Its legacy lives on, however, in a small steamroller known as Da Dingy.
Dude, I just hit Da Boat and I am high as hell.
by Sir Kinsey III March 6, 2011
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Swamp Boating

To motor boat someones ass. This is a high risk activity and should not be performed at random.
I got drunk and spent the night swamp boating girls asses. Now my face smells like ass and is covered in what I am hoping is chocolate.
by The REAL Screg May 21, 2010
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Boat Wheels

When one has the wheels of a boat.

That is to say, no wheels. Basically, it means the person in question cannot pick up women, or has difficulty when attempting to do so.
Billy: Jason got rejected again last night; 5 times at 5 different bars...

Jimmy: Man's got some boat wheels...
by Nivvy95 November 16, 2010
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Boats and Hoes

A long-running pun by Minecraft Youtuber Mumbo Jumbo in which chests at the end of redstone contraptions always contain boats and hoes.
"It all looks nice and ready inside for you to pick up your boats and hoes, so that you can have a fantastic time without having to look at all of those ugly piston faces."
by ButterEmperor November 12, 2016
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boat drinks

A phrase that is uttered during really bad times to refer to the good times that will come afterwards, times that will include sunshine, nice people, and yellow drinks with umbrellas. From the movie "Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead".
Two guys are changing a flat tyre in blistering cold at three in the morning. One of them looks at the other and says:

"Boat drinks man, boat drinks"

The other one looks up, nods and concludes:

"Yeah. Boat drinks."
by Gvprtskvini December 13, 2009
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Choder-boat

It's like a motorboat... but you do it to a chode.
John Peter didn't know how ticklish his man-seam was until Starla gave him a choder-boat.
by Stymie Rochester III September 12, 2010
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lil boat

Boy with them red braids, fuck that lyrical shit my nigga
Its lil boat
Boat just bought a brand new 40
by Reggie the norm June 24, 2016
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