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beating penis

Rough, borderline abusive male masturbation (self or otherwise).

-Misheard from Starbomb's song "Rap Battle: Ryu vs. Ken"
-Think you can stop beating penis long enough for this rap battle to the death?

-Probably!

-Why are you in the hopsital?
-I was beating penis a bit too enthusiastically, I'm checking to make sure I didn't get an infection.
by Mister Fuggles August 18, 2016
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beating the worm

To masturbate, especially after having not relieved yourself for an extended period of time.
Jake: Man dude, after Em ground on me and then got up I have a serious case of blue balls!
Blake: Looks like you'll need to try beating the worm if you want to feel better any time soon bro.
by GNU/Linux Guy August 9, 2016
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the Botting

An amazing beverage native to Grove City, PA. The Botting is 1/6 100 proof Rumple Minze Peppermint Schnapps, 1/6 100 proof Captain Morgan's, and 2/3 Dr. Pepper.
Dude, I hear that you can order the Botting at the local bars!
by Francisco Mota May 31, 2011
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binge bating

It is when one continuously masturbates throughout the day and night all in one sitting.
Bro! My boss gave me a day off yesterday and I was binge bating for the whole day! I feel so relaxed now!
masturbate jerk off rosy palm slapping the monkey choking the chicken making the bald man cry
by JesseFriedOreos January 3, 2016
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devil's beating his wife

When the sun is shining but it is raining. The devil's beating his wife.
by Harley2008 November 12, 2013
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beating off

Same as jacking off, but in addition: Any time a mechanical device is temporarily malfunctioning, especially in an erratic motion fashion, it is beating off. See also on the rag and otr for malfunctions of a 5-7 day nature
Bill, the tachometer in you GTO is beating off. (wiggling erratically between 1400 and 3600 RPM)
by andy1 May 24, 2005
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beating up richard

boy: i think about you when im beating up richard...
girl: ..................wtf ur a stranger
by ale-ale-jandro August 6, 2011
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