blobber

A big fat person who you could never ever be attracted to. Ever.

Oh my god, they've nicknamed me blobber, I'm so fat.

by Stiffers April 29, 2007

On the blob

A red alcoholic cocktail containing vodka, peach schnapps, cordial and raspberry served in a pint glass and red stained tissue in substitute for an umbrella. Contains the weekly recommended allowance of alcohol and sugar for a grown man in one week and may give you the shits the following day.

"I'm on the blob tonight"

by Mr BlobbyBlob December 28, 2011

Blob Dylan

1. Singer Bob Dylan used to have a wonderful singing voice, till one day he went swimming in a lake with a lot of algae in it and he got a frog stuck in his throat. Since then, he's earned the nickname "Blob Dylan".
2. Slang for anyone who used to have a great voice till a sudden accident left them sounding strange.

1. *I've got a frowg stuck in my thrwoat* -Blob Dylan
2. Hank used to be a great singer, then one day he got hit by a roflcopter, he's a total Blob Dylan.

by fisherx12 September 6, 2010

blobadabadubdo

A word I made up.

me - "blobadabadubdo!"

by blobadabadubdo4lyfe November 3, 2010

blobolopogus

this word does'nt actually exist

by Scumbag June 13, 2003

Blobjob

The act of going down on a lady whilst she is on her period, or blob.

Craig: So what you do with lily last night?
Ben: I totally went down on her
Craig: But she was on her period, you gave her a blobjob?!

by Phil121 October 7, 2009

joe blob

the result of a blow job, ie. hanging dribble uf spunk from your boyfriend's moustache

"hey marcus, you've got a lot of cum around your mouth, you look like joe blob!"

by raffeysod August 6, 2006