by jay c June 24, 2004
Get the cock blocker mug.this is the term commonly used for the guy who is willing to "take one for the team" and hook up with the fat ugly friend that is usually blocking a much hotter and skinnier woman.
fat blockers are usually very non-discriminate and have a lower than average tolerance for alcohol, thus making the fatter ladies appear more attractive.
Every man should have a fat blocking friend.
fat blockers are usually very non-discriminate and have a lower than average tolerance for alcohol, thus making the fatter ladies appear more attractive.
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guy 1: "I need a fat blocker before I make my move. Where did Brian go? He's the best fat blocker in town."
by Bill2455 November 14, 2005
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by Jocelynclark January 16, 2009
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Get the Sheep Blocker mug.A term popularized by male college students. It can be used after one male asks another if he would like to do something (i.e. grab dinner, go out, etc.) and the other male denies his request. "Bro-blocker" can be substituted with "B-B."
Roommate 1: "Bro, we're all going to fourth meal, wanna go?"
Roommate 2: "Na man, I got stuff to do."
Roommate 1: "Dude, you're such a bro-blocker!"
Roommate 2: "Na man, I got stuff to do."
Roommate 1: "Dude, you're such a bro-blocker!"
by mdwargo March 22, 2009
Get the bro-blocker mug.The conscious or subconscious act of driving away any and all pussy within a certain defined radius. The act committed by a career cock blocker who may be a nice guy, but should never be counted on as a wing man.
"Jesus Christ, that William may be a nice guy, but he’s the undisputed deity of cock blockery!"
"That ain't no shit brother... we better move out of his orbit before we're victims of a fruitless cunt shopping expedition!"
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by Musicguy4fun March 10, 2010
Get the Cock Blockery mug.(n) 1. Software installed on one's hard drive to prevent various interweb cock ups. 2. What livejournal should have installed on their servers to prevent Strikethrough 2007.
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Livejournal: O HAY. Our bad. Will install Cock-Up Blocker ASAP.
by faire_weather June 22, 2007
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