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cock blocker

to deny intimate interaction between a dude and chick with sexual intentions.
holy crap. dylan's mom is a cock blocker!
by jay c June 24, 2004
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fat blocker

this is the term commonly used for the guy who is willing to "take one for the team" and hook up with the fat ugly friend that is usually blocking a much hotter and skinnier woman.

fat blockers are usually very non-discriminate and have a lower than average tolerance for alcohol, thus making the fatter ladies appear more attractive.

Every man should have a fat blocking friend.
guy 1: "I need a fat blocker before I make my move. Where did Brian go? He's the best fat blocker in town."
by Bill2455 November 14, 2005
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Penis Blocker

When a girl is on her period and has her tampon in.
"i wanted to have sex with her but she had a penis blocker in"

"ah that sucks man
by Jocelynclark January 16, 2009
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Sheep Blocker

An asshole that will cock block you for anything even sheep.
by Arturo November 24, 2003
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bro-blocker

A term popularized by male college students. It can be used after one male asks another if he would like to do something (i.e. grab dinner, go out, etc.) and the other male denies his request. "Bro-blocker" can be substituted with "B-B."
Roommate 1: "Bro, we're all going to fourth meal, wanna go?"

Roommate 2: "Na man, I got stuff to do."

Roommate 1: "Dude, you're such a bro-blocker!"
by mdwargo March 22, 2009
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Cock Blockery

The conscious or subconscious act of driving away any and all pussy within a certain defined radius. The act committed by a career cock blocker who may be a nice guy, but should never be counted on as a wing man.
"Jesus Christ, that William may be a nice guy, but he’s the undisputed deity of cock blockery!"

"That ain't no shit brother... we better move out of his orbit before we're victims of a fruitless cunt shopping expedition!"
by Musicguy4fun March 10, 2010
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Cock-Up Blocker

(n) 1. Software installed on one's hard drive to prevent various interweb cock ups. 2. What livejournal should have installed on their servers to prevent Strikethrough 2007.
Livejournal: I'm in ur journals bahleetin ur pr0n.
Livejournal users: O NOES U GOT THE WRONG PR0N. GIVE IT BACK.
Livejournal: O HAY. Our bad. Will install Cock-Up Blocker ASAP.
by faire_weather June 22, 2007
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