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cootie blaster

His rubbed his cootie blaster after seeing a smokin' hotty.
by Bob WhatsHisFace May 31, 2009
mugGet the cootie blastermug.

iron blaster

Pass me the iron blaster I'm gonna blast these faggots
by Shotgun October 15, 2015
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grundle blaster

The separate hair clipper that men of Middle Eastern, Southern or Eastern Eurpean descent own, keep and segregate apart from any and all other household hair cutting devices and tools for the sole and explicit purpose of trimming their grundle.
Hey Mufasa, have you seen my Grundle Blaster?
by Shark week! October 11, 2015
mugGet the grundle blastermug.

boston blaster

when you spray shit on your partners chest
by blastermotions November 11, 2017
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milk blasters

Look at the Gigantic milk blasters on her.
by Subwoofter October 16, 2019
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Blaster Shit

A shit that is accompanied by a large amount of gas under pressure.
John 'I had a massive blaster shit this morning'.

Bob 'What's the hell is that ?'

John 'A massive combination of gas and shit, came out like a shotgun going off'. 'The toilet bowl and my arse was covered in shit'.

Bob 'Lots of toilet paper then ?'

John 'Oh yes, at least one roll !'.
by Crazy49 February 27, 2019
mugGet the Blaster Shitmug.

Bowel Blaster

I have blasted many bowels this evening. You could call me the Bowel Blaster
by acraal February 15, 2023
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