bitter man tears

The product of agonizing sorrow and the only type of crying men are permitted.

Man 1: Bro, did you hear they've canceled the Superbowl this year?
Man 2: I've been weeping bitter man tears all morning.

by Sports Machine Phil August 21, 2011

Buttner

It is when someone squeezes your butt and you get a boner.
Butt/boner into one word.

oh damn, that bitch grabbed my ass and now i have a buttner!

by agentfreckleballs June 7, 2009

that's bitterness

that's too bad, that sucks

"christy broke up with you? that's bitterness."

by lauren August 31, 2003

bitterbittermale

-Someone that is the carlo to LOX
-a true romantic
-a good friend
-madd skilz at needlepoint
:)

"CARLO AND LOX SITTIN IN A TREE

k-i-s-s-i-n-g."

by alicia July 14, 2004

bittersweet

A. Description of the 9-11 attacks by Joe Biden.

B. A totally inappropriate word to describe the September 11th attacks.

Voter: "Man, I sure hope Biden doesn't say something stupid again."
Joe Biden on 9-11: "It is a bittersweet moment for the entire nation.."
Voter: (slaps self on forehead)

Person A: "Thinking about 9-11 makes me realize how bittersweet the whole thing is."
Person B: "You're a total moron, there's nothing sweet about it!"

by GeneRickyShaw September 12, 2012

Bitter bitch

My girlfriends ex

You’re so ‘over her’, but you’re still acting like a bitter bitch.

by Upgradeduh June 15, 2018

Victoria Bitter

(often abbreviated to VB)
A cheap Australian beer that tastes like arse, consumed en masse by derros everywhere.

I'd rather guzzle cat piss than drink that awful VB (Victoria Bitter) shit!

by millsy86 September 13, 2012