babysit

A verb describing what a homeowner has to resort to when contracting builders and tradesmen to undertake construction work on their homes.

I can't believe we have to babysit the bricklayer, honey, he's been in the Porta-Loo for three hours, nothing is getting done and his stench is killing the chestnut tree.

by Pietro S May 22, 2006

babysantana

new fire upcoming artist whos got some mad songs

"yoo you heard babysantanas new song man that shi bussin bussin"

by bigmanpp July 21, 2021

hot babysitter paradox

Your wife hires a hot babysitter but the only reason she's there is because you're not going to be

Eric is struggling with the hot babysitter paradox, at least his boys wont turn out to be gay!

by ILikeMushroomz September 25, 2010

Babysitting

The Scourge of all guys on out of state field trips.

It is when the chaperone asks you to keep an eye on the women to make sure the don't end up raped or drunk. Ususally gets pinned on one or two guys in the group, and drives them crazy especially when either the guys have a conscience or the women have no reguard for how hard it is for the guys to keep an eye on then.

How was yur trip???
Yeah i spent all night babysitting. . .
Sucks to be you dude.

by anon. April 19, 2005

Babysitting

Is a slang term for using non-medical marajuana.

Ben and Adam were in the the treehouse babysitting.

by Ben Michael Adams October 15, 2011

babys head

a turd emerging into outside air

i made it to the bowl just as the babys head came out

i blew one and felt the babys head

by michael foolsley December 10, 2009

babyslutter

When babysitting, the babysitter, usually a teenage girl between the ages of 14-18, spends the entire time talking to guys and neglecting the child/children she is getting paid to take care of. And, once that child/children have been put to bed, the babyslutter proceeds to invite her boyfriend over and make out with him on the family's living room couch.

Mom 1: Oh Sherri, did i tell you about the new babysitter that Bob and I tried out last night?

Mom 2: No, Janice you didn't.

Mom 1: Well, we came home to find her cavorting with her boyfriend on our living room couch! Bob took $15 dollars off her salary for it. And the next day, the kids told us all she did before they went to bed was talk on our phone with her boyfriend. We'll never hire her again.

Mom 2: that's awful. Give me her name and i will put her on my "not-to-hire" list. I wouldnt want to be conned into hiring a babyslutter.

by Norma Jean Beckenheim August 5, 2008