babyslutter 

When babysitting, the babysitter, usually a teenage girl between the ages of 14-18, spends the entire time talking to guys and neglecting the child/children she is getting paid to take care of. And, once that child/children have been put to bed, the babyslutter proceeds to invite her boyfriend over and make out with him on the family's living room couch.

Mom 1: Oh Sherri, did i tell you about the new babysitter that Bob and I tried out last night?

Mom 2: No, Janice you didn't.

Mom 1: Well, we came home to find her cavorting with her boyfriend on our living room couch! Bob took $15 dollars off her salary for it. And the next day, the kids told us all she did before they went to bed was talk on our phone with her boyfriend. We'll never hire her again.

Mom 2: that's awful. Give me her name and i will put her on my "not-to-hire" list. I wouldnt want to be conned into hiring a babyslutter.

babyslutter by Norma Jean Beckenheim August 5, 2008

Australian babysitter 

A bartender. So called because Australians gets so drunk that the bartender feels more like a babysitter.

Jimmy is the Australian babysitter at Mickey's Pub.

Joe had a side job as Australian babysitter at a gin mill

Australian babysitter by Tom from the Shore September 14, 2012

Babysitter Poodles 

Specially bred poodles who will babysit your children during the COVID Pandemic while you are at work.

These super-smart Babysitter Poodles can even make sandwiches and go to the store for you if you let them use your iPhone and do Apple Pay!

Babysitter Poodles by Dr Bunnygirl June 10, 2020

Rap Babysitter 

a succesful black rapper/producer that takes a younger white male artist under his wing in order to get him noticed. The rap babysitter claims to be a "mentor" and watch over the young artist, but in reality he teaches him the lifestyle of the rich and ignorant. rap babysitters make a deal to put thier name and face on everything related to their protegee and in return he recieves a percentage of the profit. Ex. Producer Timbaland babysits Justin Timberlake; Eminem has been babysat by Dr. Dre for 13 years now! Justin bieber is still so young he has several rap babysitters- Chris Brown, Lil' Wayne. Justin Timberlake applied for the job but didnt qualify because he is white. Justin Bieber's main babysitter Usher was babysat by P Diddy back in the day.

Young white artist: "I dont feel like perfoming today! i'm too tired"

Rap Babysitter: "Shut up! you better get out there and bring big brother his money or else i won't be in your next music video! see how many girls you get then!"

Young white Artist: " Okay! sorry. forgive me, i'm white."........

Jonas Brothers: we have a Rap babysitter too! His name is Big Rob! he appeared in our video Burnin' up!

Eminem: "Shut the fuck up. he isnt even a rapper. he is your washed up bodyguard, that came too you after he got fired by Britney Spears.

Rap Babysitter by eviezamora13 September 29, 2011

Babysitter Syndrome 

When a teenage girl who baby-sits talks to everyone as if they’re 8 years old and is always in a falsely chipper mood.

“You saw a movie last weekend?! That’s awesome! How was it?!”

“You know what, Becky? Legitimate question: Why are we friends? This babysitter syndrome is pissing everyone off. Honestly, what do you bring to the table?”

Babysitter Syndrome by The Earl of Teabag September 28, 2007

Babysitter 

Someone who dates or hooks up with someone significantly younger than them.

What a babysitter

Babysitter by the gb June 9, 2011

babysitters club 

Collective name for any group of lightweight bitches who nurse the same beer all night or warehouse beer like it ain't no thing. Members of this club often resort to faking drunk to not seem like a pussy in front of real drinkers.
Derives its name from a ridiculous book series for little girls.

Timmy: "Oh man, I'm SOOOOO wasted! I must have had at least 20 beers tonight!"
Steve: "Yeah, right! I've seen you warehousing like a mofo all night!"
Timmy: "Well what I mean is I took 15 shots before I even came here."
Steve: "BUUUULLLLLLSHIIIIT!!!"
Matt: (mocking Timmy) "RING, RING, RING! Hello...babysitters club! Timmy speaking! Oh of course I can babysit your beer tonight, Mrs. Johnson...but I can only handle one. If I get two beers in me I usually puke my pants. OK, sounds great. Toodles!"

babysitters club by Nick D October 25, 2005