mi bestie

Someone's best friend. Similar to BFF without all the "mean girls" connotations.

Ana is mi bestie 4 lyfe.

by lights_off_at_graceland December 20, 2006

besties with testes

When two men hang out constantly and refuse to admit their longing to have the others genitals in their mouths. So basically, it's the manlier version of a "bromance."

Yes, I would love to do the dutch rudder with you! We're besties with testes!

by misterlovahlovahooogirl August 13, 2010

special besties

one step up from besties. two (or more) people, often of the same sex, who have an ambiguously romantic “friendship”. they usually engage in “platonic” physical affection or have a married couple like dynamic.

these kind of relationships in media tend to be related to queer coding or queerbaiting.

are sarah and olivia, you know, special besties? they seem REALLY close.

by tswizzlesbitch13 May 26, 2021

MJ Bestie

When your best friend (aka bestie) is called MJ (like in Mary Jane or Mickael Jackson). They have the purest of souls, will light you up when your life is dark, are the prettiest of persons, and most of all, they will be the utmost pinnacle of best friends. Remember to get to know them well and care for them, and life will be as fun and fulfilling as it can be!

Person 1: "So who's that pretty girl over there?"
Person 2: "Oh, that's MJ Bestie. She's such a great friend!"

by cataplexy July 10, 2023

Bestie Wife

A woman you want as your wife someday but because of circumstances you can't be in a relationship so you are willing to settle for being besties until that day comes.

Jennifer is Tom's bestie wife, maybe someday he will upgrade her.

by ZeeRoja June 14, 2018

Bestie jiji

A jiji is a john. It is a bundle of joy where even in your darkest days, a smile from them can make you the happiest. A john is a human that feels like home. When you’re around them you feel like no matter what’s going on around you, you are safe and everything is okay. A john is everything you can ever wish for in a person, a human that you can be yourself around and know he’ll love you forever. A john is the sweetest, nicest, and prettiest type of human you can meet and it’s the most beautiful thing you can experience.

I hope i was a john to you and i hope you’ll find one someday
Ily bestie jiji

by Bestielala April 24, 2022

besties for life

the unbreakable bond between two best friends

amelia and evie are gonna be besties for life

by yar-yeet June 11, 2020