Beekeeper

A person whose genetic make up renders them susceptible to honeybee pheromones. Such people undertake the care of colonies of honeybees without being aware that it is they being farmed not the bees.

When you become a beekeeper you look at flowers differently. You look with an appetite.

by fidness 1957 March 7, 2025

beeper

Its what a synth (Vader_san) would say to other synths

your a silly beeper!

by blaze da synth December 23, 2025

Backwards Beekeeper

A guy who frequently receives texts from his swarm of beezys.

Man, that Professor Shelton is such a backwards beekeeper!

by The Backwards Beekeeper September 25, 2010

Sweeper-Beeper

Sex with a tweaker that is so bad its like an old beeper from the 90s, he keeps twitching in such a crappy way its like when those beepers got thrown against the wall and still vibrated and NOT in a good way

how was he in bed?
Oh jesus, he may be straight-edged but it was like a sweeper-beeper

by msobvious October 6, 2015

the beeper

On house arrest , Ankle monitor

“Come over”
“I can’t, i’m still on the beeper pussy”

by mindyabuisnesspuss January 23, 2019

Quadriplegic Beekeeper

Door County slang for an ineffective person; a poor employee.

He was fired last week, a true quadriplegic beekeeper.

by Jon Tester August 10, 2020

Freeeee Beeeeeg

When the cost (whether it be physical or emotional) can be justified by the fact that the item/ experience comes with the promise of a free bag or another comparable tangable item.

I was appauled by the performance of Papa Roach, but at least it came with a freeeee beeeeeg.

by Freee beeeg March 1, 2025