titties and beer

Title of an old Frank Zappa song. A pretty funny one at that. Can be found on albums "Zappa in New York" and "Baby Snakes".

I’m only interested in two things, and that’s
Titties and beer
You know what I mean?
What?
Titties and beer

by sford April 9, 2006

Beer Dump

The intestinal apocalypse that occurs approximately twelve hours after drinking a copious amount of beer. The image and sound of this event is typically considered similar to the Deepwater Horizon Gulf Spill and Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor, respectively.

Andrew won the Case Race last night, and now he's taking a beer dump I'm my bathroom - on the bright side, I probably have enough time to go stock up on bleach and paper towels!

by Chris (the sexy one) June 26, 2010

Beer Mega Pong

A mega sized version of beer pong patented by five boys in Schenectady, NY. To be played on a tennis court with 2 teams of 2 using 6 garbage cans (3 cans per side) and a basketball. When it is your turn to throw, try to get the basketball in one of the other team's garbage cans. If you succeed that garbage can is removed from the playing field and one player on the other team chugs a can of beer. The team that runs out of garbage cans first, loses.

Dude, Beer Mega Pong is definitley the best game ever, we've been playing for like 3 hours.

by Anonymous112233 October 9, 2006

sunday beer

The beer you drink on Sundays that doesn't remind you how much you drank on friday and saturday. Usually is a beer that is flavored with lime or another citrus.

I drank so much at our kickball game saturday I need some Sunday Beer to watch the football game.

by DDeno February 18, 2009

beer muscles

n. false bravado; Dutch courage; the powers one imagines one has after one has consumed 19 pints of beer.

Man1: I'm a gonna go and pick up that incredibly hot girl over there - the one who's sitting with that huge looking footballer.
Man2: Whoa, haven't your beer muscles grown!

by nofntalent April 12, 2004

Beer Armour

An invisible protective aura that prevents one from feeling any pain whilst shitfaced.

Drink a case then walk into a lamppost to find out for yourself.

by DeDLoK March 7, 2005

beer balls

the phenomenon where an otherwise timid individual has consumed enough beer that he begins shit-talking to anything he comes in contact with and has the illusion that he could defend himself when someone tries to kick his ass because of that shit-talking (i.e. - the drunk grows a set of balls - beer balls); this person's tendency to shit-talk decreases with his blood-alcohol level.

"I could not believe the shit that fool was talking. I'm glad I kicked his ass."

"He was drunk. I guess he had a set of beer balls."

by d-lishus December 9, 2008