Baranowski: (noun)1. a unit of measure when referring to large weights or objects with very large mass, width, volume, or circumference; this term is used to reduce the quantity of measure, for example an opening 50 foot wide could be referenced as an opening 2.34 Baranowskis wide or; a 10,000 gallon water tank would be referred to as a 12.7 Baranowski water tank. The term Baranowski is most commonly used in the construction industry. If a crew were placing 80 cubic yards of concrete it would be converted to placing 7.48 Baranowskis of concrete. A Baranowski can also be used to indicate the weight handling ability of construction equipment: an 80 ton crane would be called a 32.74 Baranowski crane. 2. A ditch shitter, a person who, while running PT, stops to defecate in a ditch while he is within sight of a port-a-jon.
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A few reasons why Batman is better than Superman:
- Does not need dorky glasses to conceal his identity
- Does not need to struggle with women (i.e. Lois Lane) to gain their affections
- Heir to a powerful conglomerate
- Raised in a mediocre city called Gotham and not by corny farm folk in Smallville
- Does not need dorky glasses to conceal his identity
- Does not need to struggle with women (i.e. Lois Lane) to gain their affections
- Heir to a powerful conglomerate
- Raised in a mediocre city called Gotham and not by corny farm folk in Smallville
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Teacher: Okay class if "x" equals 3 then what does "3 x" equal?
Student 1: Is it 6?
Teacher: No GTFO!
Student 2: Is it Batman?
Teacher: Why..yes...yes it is.
"Meeting of Worlds Greatest Minds"
Head Scientist: Gentlemen and women we are her today to find the scientific way to solve all the world's problems. Any Ideas?
Scientist 1: An undiscovered metal?
Head Scientist: No GTFO?
Hot Scientist Woman: What about an undiscovered metal?
Head Scientist: Well that indeed may be a possibility. See me afterwards and we'll compare notes and such at my place.
Awesome Scientist: Is it Batman?
Head Scientist: GTF-(catches himself to do calcultions)- My God this man is right!!! It indeed IS Batman!!!
Teacher: Okay class if "x" equals 3 then what does "3 x" equal?
Student 1: Is it 6?
Teacher: No GTFO!
Student 2: Is it Batman?
Teacher: Why..yes...yes it is.
"Meeting of Worlds Greatest Minds"
Head Scientist: Gentlemen and women we are her today to find the scientific way to solve all the world's problems. Any Ideas?
Scientist 1: An undiscovered metal?
Head Scientist: No GTFO?
Hot Scientist Woman: What about an undiscovered metal?
Head Scientist: Well that indeed may be a possibility. See me afterwards and we'll compare notes and such at my place.
Awesome Scientist: Is it Batman?
Head Scientist: GTF-(catches himself to do calcultions)- My God this man is right!!! It indeed IS Batman!!!
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Get the Is it Batman? mug."Until a man is twenty-five, he still thinks, every so often, that under the right circumstances he could be the baddest motherfucker in the world. If I moved to a martial-arts monastery in China and studied real hard for ten years. If my family was wiped out by Columbian drug dealers and I swore myself to revenge. If I got a fatal disease, had one year to live, devoted it to wiping out street crime. If I just dropped out and devoted my life to being bad."
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Batman is a higher state of being particular to fictional worlds. In any given universe, the Batman is that world's biggest bad-ass. This bad-ass is represented numerous ways- strength, toughness, genius, etc. This accompanies strong, authoritarian personalities and immense will.
Though they are not usually the most powerful person in their worlds, they are most certainly the Winners. It is nearly impossible to stop one who has attained Batman. Their will to survive/fight/win is simply too strong.
They're known for taking things "too far". This is quite simply because attaining Batman requires that you're more than a little crazy. Sane people simply would not do the things Batman does. Batman even scares the other good guys.
-Neal Stephenson, "Snow Crash"
Batman is a higher state of being particular to fictional worlds. In any given universe, the Batman is that world's biggest bad-ass. This bad-ass is represented numerous ways- strength, toughness, genius, etc. This accompanies strong, authoritarian personalities and immense will.
Though they are not usually the most powerful person in their worlds, they are most certainly the Winners. It is nearly impossible to stop one who has attained Batman. Their will to survive/fight/win is simply too strong.
They're known for taking things "too far". This is quite simply because attaining Batman requires that you're more than a little crazy. Sane people simply would not do the things Batman does. Batman even scares the other good guys.
Well known examples of the Batman state: Jack Bauer, "24"; Jack Bristow, "Alias"; John McClane in later "Die Hard" films; Harry Calahan, "Dirty Harry" etc; El Mariachi, "Desperado" etc;
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