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unconfirmed bachelor

Unlike a confirmed bachelor who will never marry for whatever reason, an 'unconfirmed bachelor' is an older man who wants to marry and has long been seeking a female mate yet remained unsuccessful in that quest thus far.

Whereas being unmarried is not unusual for a man of a younger age, an unmarried man of a certain age may raise questions as to why he remains a bachelor, so calling him an 'unconfirmed bachelor' indicates he's not gay nor opposed to marriage, just unsuccessful thus far at finding a suitable mate.
Charlie Brown never talked to that Red Haired Girl and never found another that could hold a candle to her, so he grew old and died an unconfirmed bachelor.

That old dude? He's not divorced; I don't think he ever married. No, he's not gay, just an unconfirmed bachelor.
by Monseignore Laszlo March 2, 2010
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Jeb Batchelder

Smexiest fictional Character ever! From The book Maximum ride, one of the evil whitecoats that works at the school.
Even thought Jeb Batchelder is one of the evil characters I can't help but love him
by Meredith Pryce June 7, 2010
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Bosom Basher

The act of a male slapping breast so hard that they fly up and hit the female in the face.
LOL YOU JUST GOT DOUBLE SLAPPED, BAI MY POKEMON! Maybe i should be called Bosom Basher
by Ringtailedslasher June 5, 2011
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Sweaty Basher

A word used by chavs and hipsters to describe somone who listens to Rock or Metal music, as chavs and hipsters have absolutely no taste in music.
Chav 1-Yo bruv u seen dat guy in da metallica tee?

Chav 2- Yo Man watta sweaty basher!
by CorruptedBigC15 January 17, 2013
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watermelon basher

The act of using one's ballsac to bash the head of his partner as hard as possible.
"Hey babe, wanna try the watermelon basher?"
by popillol January 8, 2014
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banchee

Someone acting insane like an animal or ghost. Such as screaming, running, or just acting completely idiotic and fake.
That girl Libby is the biggest banchee I have ever seen, all she does is run down the hallways screaming and sticking her butt out like she is cute. She is annoying, don't you hate her? I heard she make her voice sound like that because she thinks it is cute. F.Y.I it isn't!
by South Vigo Highschool April 13, 2008
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Bachelor's Degree

Bachelor's Degree: A sheet of paper and myth to intercity kids.

A teacher, usually named Will, tries to prepare his intercity students for college and a Bachelor's Degree through rigorous PE classes and detention.
DiQuan told his class that he was going to be a Unicorn trainer at the zoo after he gotten his Bachelor's Degree. The class laughed cuz they all knew a degree was a myth.
by The Moose on fire October 10, 2018
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