by Gumba Gumba September 21, 2004
Get the a load of old bollocks mug.A young male cow, British slang meaning "Bullshit" or "non-sense", also used to man "Bully" or "enemy", and lastly, is used as an exclamatory for mistakes.
"Ye shall offer 2 newborn bullocks..."
"That's bloody Bullocks, no such word as alouicious!"
"The Gin-- Awww bullocks!"
"That's bloody Bullocks, no such word as alouicious!"
"The Gin-- Awww bullocks!"
by Eva 02 December 8, 2003
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A word used when calling bs on someone for something they said but without them noticing thus avoiding an argument.
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Said when someone/thing gets you really, REALLY irate. And any other words can be included, preferably as foul as possible.
Said when someone/thing gets you really, REALLY irate. And any other words can be included, preferably as foul as possible.
Claire - Have you handed in that assignment yet?
Emma - aaaaghghghghh big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy donkey bollocks!!!
Emma - aaaaghghghghh big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy donkey bollocks!!!
by Josh (who will curse the day he met us..) June 18, 2005
Get the Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy donkey BOLLOCKS! mug.Mr. A: Those Koreans eat too many dogs.
Mr. B (A Korean): ...The spaghetti e polpette last night was the dogs bollocks.
Mr. A: Oh, ok... *wonders if he is speaking literally*
Mr. B (A Korean): ...The spaghetti e polpette last night was the dogs bollocks.
Mr. A: Oh, ok... *wonders if he is speaking literally*
by Mr. Wun Hung Low March 18, 2008
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Ricky: Bianca, can I touch your bottom bollocks?
Bianca: What are you trying to say? 'Ave I got saggy tits or sumfing?
Ricky: Well,I'd be lying if I said no, but they're still really nice and...OWW...wotchoo 'it me for you daft facking woman.
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Lindsay Lohan, in 30 years.
Catherine Zeta, in 15 years.
Ellen Degeneres, now.
Ricky: Bianca, can I touch your bottom bollocks?
Bianca: What are you trying to say? 'Ave I got saggy tits or sumfing?
Ricky: Well,I'd be lying if I said no, but they're still really nice and...OWW...wotchoo 'it me for you daft facking woman.
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Lindsay Lohan, in 30 years.
Catherine Zeta, in 15 years.
Ellen Degeneres, now.
by Sir Bartholomew McTavish January 1, 2009
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