blinking red

Demanding immediate attention, urgent, nearing a deadline.

"Hurry up with that report, dude, it's blinking red."
"I gotta get home. My wife's blinking red."

by scran4d April 16, 2006

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blinding the pirates parrot

blinding the pirates parrot is when a guy is jacking off and plans on cumming on his stomache but shoots harder than he expected and his sperm shoots over his shoulder just missing his face

man1:I was wanking it this morning and got lucky i guess 'cause i endded up blinding the pirates parrot.

man2:I wasn't so lucky I gave myself a zombie.....

by INSANE1323 July 7, 2009

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Balinting • Bainting • Balintin' • baiting • Blinding • blinking • blaining • Binting • Banting • Blinding lights

Binting

the act of licking a bum hole

she/he needs a good binting

by bintman October 13, 2012

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The act of being a rock god in your own mind, even if you have no musical talent at all. Extra points if you wear rock band shirt with sleeves cut off and ripped all the way down the side. Extra extra points if you yell "Yee! Yee!" to end all your sentences!

Got my tall can. Got my cut up White Zombie shirt on. I'm blaining so hard right now! Yee! Yee!

by The Cold One AC September 17, 2019

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Fate Baiting

Confidently proclaiming something will not happen, in the hope that by declaring it won’t happen, you’ll coerce fate into actually making it happen.

“Listen man, I just know there’s no way I’ll score this weekend but just in case, I'm fate baiting”

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“I know for sure I won’t pass that exam next week but just in case here's a fate bait”

by travors June 9, 2010

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