Bald Eagle

The act of shaving your pubes then jumping at a womans face in an attempt to land your penis in her mouth.

Dude#1: Hey, last night I bald eagled my girlfriend.
Dude#2: You shouldve put that on youtube!!!

Boyfriend: Bald eagle motha fucka!!!! *jumps in the air.
Girlfriend: What? *turns around and ends up with a penis in her mouth.

by Tocen November 7, 2009

bald chick

The epitome of female hotness. A woman with a bald head (natural or shaved smooth) is totally sexy.

Joe: Damn, that bald chick in the salon is hot!

Mike: Amen, I'd like to give her a white scalp massage.

by Jim B. January 2, 2005

Bald Eagles

A term derived from the Goodyear Eagle brand of that refers to bald and unsafe tires on a vehicle that can potentially cause hydroplaning, terminal understeer and blowouts.

Tax refund time, better get those bald eagles replaced on my car.

Hell yea she had a blowout!!! Ridin on bald eagles because she spent all her money on that damn iPhone.

by Pierre II September 5, 2013

BALD MARTIN

Very bald and is a solid bloke so don’t mess with

What’s for dinner BALD MARTIN

BEANZ AND BURGERS

by JaMeSsPlIfF November 12, 2019

bald willy

Shaved shaft to add inches

"I think Im getting back with my ex-boyfriend."
"Why?"
"He grew an inch since last time we had sex!"
"No girl, that things a bald willy, he just mowed his lawn."

by Clare....eric too. May 12, 2004

Bald headed

A person who is annoying

And does WAY TO MUCH
And you just wanna smack

Stop touching stuff with yo bald headed self

by Niya smith January 18, 2021

bald dad

something that you yell to a father when driving by him on the street if he is bald and with his children

*drives by a father without any hair.
BALD DAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!

by phenompyrus April 20, 2004