baloon

1) A large bloated nylon/rubber/polythene sheath that has hot air being blown into it, and is attached to a wicker basket in which people are taken for a ride, and are usually at the mercy of the wind.
2) Something that is spherical and made of rubber and full of air and makes little kiddies cry if you take it away from them.
3) Slang for a condom

1) find the baloon (the Flight Simulator level)
2) the big red baloon (the dumb kiddie book)
3) there is such a dumb sarcasrtic definition for a baloon (the other definition)

by Gunkglumb June 26, 2005

Bahoochie

An absolutely wonderful bum. Only appropriately describes a girl's ass, especialy that of kathleen!

Damn, that bahoochie has got me pitchin a tent.

by fussock May 3, 2009

BAHOOMA

A human who expels intestinal gas through the anus ver loudly.

i bahoomaed in the class and it stunk like shit.

by CHRISTINAakaNENA November 12, 2006

red as a baboon's arse

similie: very red, like the peri-rectal appendage of the great ape of the african continent on heat. As if one has had an extremely hot curry and stripped their ring.

After i shagged that bitch dry my cock was as red as a baboon's arse!

Driver: But officer, the lights were amber!
Cop: Bullshit mother fucker! It was red as a baboon's arse!

by quimmerman October 18, 2007

Bench Baboon

When two niggers are sitting on a bench while eating chicken and watching people walk around.

dude i saw a bench baboon while walking to the store the other day

by JE Begley April 29, 2011

Bafoon

It’s you sarah

Seb-*calls sarah a bafoon*
Sarah-wHaTs A bAfOoN!
Us-ITS YOU SARAHHHH!!!

by 123;5594929 April 21, 2019

Bahoomjafax

The Onomatopoeia that describes the acctual sound of fat bouncing from ones body as the walk or jump

"as the fat lady jumped on the trampoline, passers by heard the sound Bahoomjafax...Bahoomjafax.

by ScRom May 12, 2006