Broccoli Man

Heroin Kingpin of chicago, self proclaimed bitch stealer.

I saw broccoli mans stem and creamed

by Tomato Tom October 16, 2020

Boil some broccoli

To boil broccoli is to watch pornography, because watching pornography is like boiling broccoli because you have to watch the broccoli when cooking it so the broccoli doesnt get too soft- like the 'other' thing that might get soft when watching pornography.

I might boil some broccoli and then get myself off.

by billy walking August 22, 2006

Purple Broccoli

butt stuff in an alley way with your boys

Lets purple broccoli that alley

by ryskit September 19, 2023

Broccoli Squid

The unfortunate combination of someone being both a Broccoli Head and a Squid. This mutational crossover happens when a dude has the negative traits of each stereotype. They are very common at American universities, specifically in fraternities.

Broccoli Squid attributes:
- Mobbing gyms in large groups
- Exclusively drinking seltzers
- Listening to mumble rap
- Using words such as "rizz" and "huzz"
- Having TikTok be their personality
- Wearing pajamas, wifebeaters and a gold chain
- Lacking social awareness

That group of Broccoli Squids over there are doing tiktok dances in front of the bench press! Not again!

by GeedEater December 9, 2024

Broccoli

Usually someone named Matt will look like this vegetable some people would even say these to objects are twins

Broccoli looks like Matt

by Bri is a lollipop June 23, 2020

Broccoli and the peacock

A complicated sexual position similar to 69, that can only be performed by straight couples.

Jenny isn't pregnant. All she does with Bill is broccoli and the peacock.

by Renee Lame October 12, 2012

Tasia Broccoli

Omg where do i start with Tasia Broccoli…
Tasia broccoli is probably one of the weirdest yet coolest person on earth, and people will always love Tasia Broccoli.

Person 1:OMG IS THAT Tasia Broccoli
Person 2: OMG IT IS Tasia Broccoli is sooo cool

by YouFavGirly June 24, 2022