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teeny bopper

A brainless, ditzy, 'hip and kewl' 14-18 year old girl whom, if considered even slightly hot or attractive, deserves to be: fucked senseless, up down and sideways, multiple times, spanked on the bare ass, (and then dumped on the side of the road) -- by intelligent guys, simply on the basis that these guys are the ones whose teen lives she ruined in high school, when said teeny bopper was in the cheerleading squad, set idiotic and moronic social standards, and wouldn't date them.
Teeny boppers can suck my dick and ride it till the brink of dawn
by mick_oyoyo August 17, 2004
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Teeny Bopper

teeny bopper is a female with small small breasts or boppers
teeny being small and boppers being boobs, small boobed female
Friend: dude that girl has really small boobs
me: thats alright i like teeny boppers
by bogebop January 26, 2011
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teeny bopper

Normally asian teens that walk around the mall or downtown just to be seen. They constantly look at their phone knowing they dont have a new message or call(their phone is usually in a holder on their hip). Everything they do revolves around what other people think of them.
John walked around the mall with his friends for three hours without buying anything, he was being a teeny bopper.
by bji16 November 18, 2009
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Bopper

a girl or boy who think they cute an there not, think they can sleep wit everyone wit no regard
Damn my ex-girl a bopper she fucked me an my bestfriend wit her ugly ass
by Krissi_17 December 28, 2005
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titty bopper

Hoes that always try to get up on your man or steal him.
Boyfriend: "She's so nice!"
Girlfriend: " that bitch is just a titty bopper."
by Green53 January 19, 2017
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Bologna Bopper

1.} Used in reference to a male that masturbates excessively. Considered to be an insult.

2.} Insulting term directed at a male who is considered to be/thought of as a jerk-off.
"Lee's a bologna bopper, he annoyed me so much yesterday, that I had a Nitemare about him last night."
by Angelic_Sherry September 19, 2005
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teeny bopper

Girls age 10 to probably 19,who have ZERO taste in music, clothes, boys, and have NO individuality AT ALL. They like bands like One dickrection just for Harry Styles. Wear narcissistic clothing that says pop star and some other shit like that in glitter. Wear WAAY too much makeup. Basically, teeny boppers suck serious ass.
Teeny bopper :OH myyy gawd, u suck. Ur not invited to my LITTTT party. Normally person: your're a teeny bopper. You can take your party and shove it up your ass.
by not a femminazi October 9, 2016
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