Beer Bollocks

1) The total shit someone talks when they're drunk

2) The sudden surge of bravery one experiences when totally lashed

Well, look who's gone and got himself a pair of beer bollocks! Seb, they'll kill us both. Let's go and get a kebab

by MagickDio July 11, 2010

Boxlocks

Noun. 1) Dreadlocks of the pubic hair, particularly in females.

Buddha: Dude, I was going to go down on this girl from the U of R but when I got her pants off she had these enormous Bob Marley inspired boxlocks down there.
Chris: Ugggh!
Buddha: Yeah, needless to say it was over right then.

by crackysmokerton May 12, 2004

dogs bollocks

British Slang for 'the best ever'
also:
1.literally - dogs testicles
2.a game played on school playgrounds in Britain similar to British Bulldog but more hardcore

'That's the dogs bollocks, mate'

by Eryl September 28, 2005

dogs bollocks

Lit. Canine Testicles
Adjective phrase meaning excellent, or being of excellent quality. Usually applied to workmanship or build quality.

That car is te dog's bollocks mate

by Jamie *OJR* Forbes May 14, 2003

utter bollocks

When someone is chatting some serious shit.

Mate you're talking Utter Bollocks

by Bwils.brad August 11, 2017

I don't give two bollocks

Similar to 'couldn't give a fuck' or 'I don't give two shits'.

I don't give two bollocks about what other people think

by allseeinggurly November 16, 2010

dogs bollocks

of outstanding quality
originating from 1950s packaging
box, deluxe - dog's bollocks
box, standard - bog standard

my bulldog's the dog's bollocks

by Leo Sayer September 23, 2003