Hollister Co.

Hollister Co. is a clothing brand owned by Abercrombie and Fitch. It is basically marketed to young teens, high schoolers, and college jocks, or other groups of people who have not yet developed any sense of fashion. Much like Abercrombie fills an entire store with polo shirts and jeans that all look exactly alike with the exception of stripe width and color, Hollister follows suit only with a West Coast twist. Shirts may have catchy "Californian" sayings on them, so kids in Iowa can pretend they're surfers. The clothing is not as overpriced as Abercrombie, but the price points still remain high enough so that middle class teenagers, who couldn't spell Couture with a dictionary in front of them, can believe they have style.

Hollister fanatic: "I use my mom's money to buy clothes at Hollister that everyone else at my middle school wears. I'm so stylish."

Alternate Hollister Co. fanatic: "I'm a 20 year old college sophomore that shops at Hollister. I have the same fashion sense as the common middle schooler. I'm so pathetic."

by Kate (is awesome) July 6, 2008

Jesus Blistering Fist Fuck

1. Expression used when experiencing something incomprehensibly awesome or utterly disgusting.
2. Insinuating extreme bodily harm.
3. Used randomly when having nothing else to say.

1
John : OMG! I just won 50 kilos of cocaine ...
John : ... and beat your brother to a pulp with a hockey stick.
Bob : jesus blistering fist fuck!

2
John : Say, have you ever had a Jesus, Blistering, Fist Fuck?

3
John : This track is awesome!
Bob : Yeah, jesus blistering fist fuck it's cool!

by prosci8 September 7, 2009

LOLLISTER

LOLLISTER
law-lis-tur

The HOLLISTER of LOL's
-The preppy " LOL "

LOL: abbreviation of Laugh Out Loud

All rights reserved LOLLISTER © 2007-2008

1.
matt says:
look at this definition on urbandiction
thomas:
LOLLISTER

2.
"you're a fag. LOLLISTER "

3.
shutup. only cool ppl can use LOLLISTER

by Thomas Torres December 22, 2007

Hollister Hoe

Someone who goes out of their way to have everything Hollister. Someone who wears Hollister to the excess. Practically their entire wardrobe is made up of Hollister clothing. It gets to the point where they start to talk about Hollister in their normal conversations with people. They know everything there is to know about Hollister.

Hollister Hoe: Oh my god, did you hear? The people who work at Hollister spray each item of clothing in their store with their cologne three times every 30 minutes! Some people say that the speakers in the wall give off the scent of their cologne when they play music! Did you hear that they are building a new Hollister in-

Normal Person: -Pulls out gun & points at their own head-

by VAPID February 28, 2010

Hollister Co.

A califronia based store that brings life anywhere. A preppy store much like abercrombie and fitch that has good quality cloths for a nice price. Popular store among high schoolers and middle schools. Unique style,and casual much like abercrombie this is one of my favorite stores to shop at along with american eagle and anf.

dude- wanna go chill at da mall and go to hollister
dude2- u no it, aint to betta place to go, nice ass cloths and nice ass women!!

by Matt April 18, 2005

Blister Piss

When you piss for longer than a minute. Mostly after you just wake up.

"I woke up this morning, and had to blister piss so bad"

by Pikajew407 September 5, 2011

booty blister

a hickey on one's ass.

"My boyfriend thinks it's cute to bite my ass, but I keep getting all these booty blisters! My butt looks like a mine field!"

"You think Mark will find out you slept with his girlfriend?"
"Shit, I want him to. I lined up some booty blisters on her in the shape of my initials."

by JustDoinWork January 4, 2010