Boastrous

When one says something, whilst intending to make themselves appear better and perhaps richer by boasting about things, they are being boastrous

(Q) "Hey, can I borrow your car please?"
(A)"No sorry, this car costed me five million of the eight billion I have, I have such a good life"

A is being boastrous

by Thomas Delany April 11, 2017

nova boards

a hell hole run by hitler himself, Jacko the wacko.

Jack bought nova boards for $25 000 to fuck it all up

by jazzberri January 21, 2004

ass board

the device that allows a wheel chair person to move
to another seat usually made of wood or plastic....
can also be used as a cutting board for fish frys
and cook outs.

you know, i don t think i want any fish that was
fileted on the ass board

by GATORBOY9A April 4, 2009

Whore Boar

A whore/hoe/slut who squeals like a pig/boar while being brutally penetrated, in any hole, by ones penis.

I think my wife is a Whore Boar because she sounds just like Miss piggy being fucked by Kermit the frog.

by Celticwar May 4, 2009

Semen-Boarding

When A LOT of semen is poured over the face of an immobilized captive, causing the individual to experience the sensation of drowning in semen.

-"Hey masturbate into this cup for me"

--"WTF? Why?"

-"For America."

--"What?"

-"I'm in the middle of semen-boarding this terrorist, and I ran out of semen"

by Honestly, I'm batman. August 6, 2011

Luigi Board

Yahoo persons with less than 5 IQ can't spell ouija use Luigi board instead. The Luigi board is a sacred board that has nothing to do with ouija, it's used to Contact Marios trapped in paintings

Yahoo person: Is it spelled Luigi Board?

by No funny, didn't laugh December 13, 2019

Dronfield ironing board

A sex technique involving two men, three women and an indeterminite number of geese. The protagonist repeatedly rams his fists up the anus and urethra of one of the female participants, while the others prance around them in jester's garb, making witty repartee, clicking their fingers, occasionally coughing. As the female begins to rupture, the second male begins inserting live geese up the lead's anus (a feat requiring some dexterity and strength) while quoting from the Tibetan Book of the Dead. Once the death of both leads has been confirmed, those remain continue as per a regular Celine Dion.

Can be done with ducks instead of geese in which case it is known as a Clitheroe cheesegrater.

So I looked over the fence and she was only doing the Dronfield ironing board, the filthy bitch.

by Lord Grimcock October 9, 2008