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mi bestie

Someone's best friend. Similar to BFF without all the "mean girls" connotations.
Ana is mi bestie 4 lyfe.
by lights_off_at_graceland December 20, 2006
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besties with testes

When two men hang out constantly and refuse to admit their longing to have the others genitals in their mouths. So basically, it's the manlier version of a "bromance."
Yes, I would love to do the dutch rudder with you! We're besties with testes!
by misterlovahlovahooogirl August 13, 2010
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Bestie With Benifits

When 2 or 3 Best friends with sexual urges want to have sex but want to remain best friends. Not recommended for guys or girls who get jealous, clingy, over attached or emotional. Also do not forget you are bestie still. Not fuck buddies. You BWB!
Gender combanations: m4m m4w m4t m4mm m4mw m4wt w4w w4ww w4t t4t t4tt
Bestie With Benifits When 2 or 3 Best friends with sexual urges want to have sex but want to remain best friends. Not recommended for guys or girls who get jealous, clingy, over attached or emotional. Also do not forget you are bestie still. Not fuck buddies. You BWB!
Gender combanations: m4m m4w m4t m4mm m4mw m4wt w4w w4w
Girl: So jill, you know how me and Mike are like Besties for-ev's? Yeah well since me and Nico broke up we have been sexually active. And he doesn't even say anything. It's like having a human dildo.
by LITTLE MOO MOO December 4, 2014
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bestie bitch

people who use bestie in every sentence

the personification of the gen z hospital skit
1: hey bestie in the bathroom rn farting his cum out of my asshole

2: stfu such a bestie bitch
by qunank May 17, 2021
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Bestiest Bestie

Better than besties obvi. Always talking together. Always have your back. Always always make up. LOVE fighting each other. Tell each other EVERYTHING. Have a love-hate relationship. One bestie is very child-like and other is very mature. One bestie is WAY smarter than the other. Keep each other in check. Tend to hangout often. Do very idiotic things together. Want to make each other happy at all times. Acknowledge that everything they say is important. Can always come over without asking for permission. Support each other no matter what. Give each other gifts!! Take time to think of how thankful they are for the other!! Always flip each other off! But all in all bestiest besties are for lifers!!
wow.. that’s my bestiest bestie FOR REAL.
by Anonymous1070 July 24, 2022
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special besties

one step up from besties. two (or more) people, often of the same sex, who have an ambiguously romantic “friendship”. they usually engage in “platonic” physical affection or have a married couple like dynamic.

these kind of relationships in media tend to be related to queer coding or queerbaiting.
are sarah and olivia, you know, special besties? they seem REALLY close.
by tswizzlesbitch13 May 26, 2021
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Bestie Wife

A woman you want as your wife someday but because of circumstances you can't be in a relationship so you are willing to settle for being besties until that day comes.
Jennifer is Tom's bestie wife, maybe someday he will upgrade her.
by ZeeRoja June 14, 2018
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