Bert

HE A RACIST, all he says is jabba and has a small cock

"LABBA JABBA RABBA, MESSI NIGGAS, WHO, WHO ASKED" - Bert

by Steverinohashugeworm June 07, 2021

Bert

*Bert*
_Bert /bɜ t/ n. (Rhyming slang)_

* The grand finale where an artiste, giving a rhythmic performance from behind, pulls his hampton out at just the right moment to unload his gentleman's relish all over his partner's back, as in the unforgettable style of legendary singer-songwriter Bert Batterbach.

(To spunk up someones back)

I was giving her a good un from behind, then just as I got my wizard’s shoes on, I whipped it out and gave her the full Bert

by doctornellie May 28, 2025

Bert

A bert is a specific person that has a large head and has a small body.

“Ugh omg... she is built like a bert!”

by stinkyhead1234 April 25, 2019

Bert

A true bellend aka a smithy. #thinksheisgodsgift #cockwamble

Yo mert there's Bert what a cunt.

by Koplover89 March 08, 2019

Bert

An old fashion name that people don't normally name their kids this. People make fun of them because the show Sesame Street Bert and Ernie

"Hey look it's Bert, where is Ernie?"
"Bert have you found Ernie yet?"

by Marisol.R April 04, 2018

Bert

A term of endearment for a cat

I love sitting with berts. I love holding this bert

by ursubpar March 09, 2023

Bert

Verb. Drinking heavily to the point of passing out!

I'm going out and get Bert

by PsyopMedic November 10, 2020