Benis is the g-spot for men
by NOT JOEY JOHNSTON December 14, 2018
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by Daragh "innit?" McGuinness September 8, 2008
Get the Benidorm mug.Crappy little town that is located directly next to Vallejo. The cops there have no real crime to deal with, so they prey on people who commit minuscule offenses such as speeding (27mph in a 25mph zone) or assault (someone gets bitch slapped and calls the cops). They're all on a huge power trip. In this town, nearly everyone is white or white washed. Most people are filthy rich or spoiled. Homelessness is illegal, and cops truck the poor bastard over to Vallejo. Most residence are either ghetto-phobes or ghetto mongers.
If part of the first category, the Benicia resident is uptight and lives in fear and hatred of the ever looming Vallejo, and blaming every problem in Benicia on Vallejo. (note, this is complete bullshit)
If part of the second category, the Benicia resident wears what he/she thinks is ghetto and talks like what he/she thinks is ghetto. While doing this, the resident generally attempts to be threatening but just comes off as pitiful and slightly comical. Also, threats made by such a character will almost never be carried out unless the resident is surrounded by 10 or 11 of his/her friends. In reality, if anyone has even a mediocre background in ass kicking even a whole flock of these residents can easily be put down.
There are some people who reside in Benicia who are fun to chill with, but they are most likely baked.
If part of the first category, the Benicia resident is uptight and lives in fear and hatred of the ever looming Vallejo, and blaming every problem in Benicia on Vallejo. (note, this is complete bullshit)
If part of the second category, the Benicia resident wears what he/she thinks is ghetto and talks like what he/she thinks is ghetto. While doing this, the resident generally attempts to be threatening but just comes off as pitiful and slightly comical. Also, threats made by such a character will almost never be carried out unless the resident is surrounded by 10 or 11 of his/her friends. In reality, if anyone has even a mediocre background in ass kicking even a whole flock of these residents can easily be put down.
There are some people who reside in Benicia who are fun to chill with, but they are most likely baked.
ex. A)Cop 1: Any crime out on the streets of Benicia?
Cop 2: There was a fight at the middle school so i called
SWAT.
ex. B)Resident1: OMG! There's a guy from Vallejo walking on
the street! Call the cops!
ex.C)Resident2: Y0 guyzzz1 im so d0wn to be thugg1ng i am
way off of the chainzzzz!
Cop 2: There was a fight at the middle school so i called
SWAT.
ex. B)Resident1: OMG! There's a guy from Vallejo walking on
the street! Call the cops!
ex.C)Resident2: Y0 guyzzz1 im so d0wn to be thugg1ng i am
way off of the chainzzzz!
by imamnotjono March 12, 2011
Get the Benicia mug.an obscure name for a sort of creed, mostly a hippie kind of thing, "walk barefoot through the grass of time not knowing the sharp things that lie"
"i used to have a poster of the benicerata creed but i ruined it when i tried to decoupage it onto a piece of driftwood".
by chris wilson (canadian) January 1, 2006
Get the benicerata mug.Also known as BHPS.
A harmless condition in which the catalyst event is inadvertently bought about by the victim wearing a hat for novelty purposes, while they are not generally accustomed to wearing one.
They do this under marijuana inebriation.
The marijuana ingestion causes vagueness and temporary loss of short term memory in the victim, and the irregular use of the hat becomes forgotten.
The victim senses the anomalous pressure caused by the hat, and perceives it to be something akin to a "headache", an imbalance, or loss in equilibrium.
For treatment of BHPS, identification of the cause (see: hat) and removal will result in alleviation of the symptoms.
This results in a return to relative normalcy, and increased feelings of joy in the (now) former victim.
Most often, identification will be made by a secondary party - Hat removal procedures can be performed by either of the aforementioned, a nigh-immediate improvement will be noted thereafter.
The syndrome has been known to recur at times of subsequent marijuana usage.
A harmless condition in which the catalyst event is inadvertently bought about by the victim wearing a hat for novelty purposes, while they are not generally accustomed to wearing one.
They do this under marijuana inebriation.
The marijuana ingestion causes vagueness and temporary loss of short term memory in the victim, and the irregular use of the hat becomes forgotten.
The victim senses the anomalous pressure caused by the hat, and perceives it to be something akin to a "headache", an imbalance, or loss in equilibrium.
For treatment of BHPS, identification of the cause (see: hat) and removal will result in alleviation of the symptoms.
This results in a return to relative normalcy, and increased feelings of joy in the (now) former victim.
Most often, identification will be made by a secondary party - Hat removal procedures can be performed by either of the aforementioned, a nigh-immediate improvement will be noted thereafter.
The syndrome has been known to recur at times of subsequent marijuana usage.
He thought there was something wrong.
There wasn't.
It was merely a case of Benign Hat Pressure Syndrome.
Removal Procedure began immediately upon identification.
There wasn't.
It was merely a case of Benign Hat Pressure Syndrome.
Removal Procedure began immediately upon identification.
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