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by MSU TS May 30, 2007
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Get the beale mug.There is only one and there will never be another one: BEL-ALR. He is the defintion of the following words: cool, spesh, retarded, random, and Xbox Live.
He can snap a car in half underwater. He got shot in the face with an Mp5 during an Ironman competition and still finished in 1st place, 23 hours before the second place finisher. His overall record in the UFC is 1-0, but his only victory was against everyone in the building, including the Hulk, Superman, Osama Bin Laden and Alexander Semin. He is the father of Michael Jordan, Jessica Alba, Richard Simmons, Gene Simmons, The Game, and Jesus Christ, before Jesus converted to Judaism (Beloooooo hates the Jewwwwwwwws)
He can snap a car in half underwater. He got shot in the face with an Mp5 during an Ironman competition and still finished in 1st place, 23 hours before the second place finisher. His overall record in the UFC is 1-0, but his only victory was against everyone in the building, including the Hulk, Superman, Osama Bin Laden and Alexander Semin. He is the father of Michael Jordan, Jessica Alba, Richard Simmons, Gene Simmons, The Game, and Jesus Christ, before Jesus converted to Judaism (Beloooooo hates the Jewwwwwwwws)
Billy: Daddy, what is God?
Billy's father: Well, son, it's hard to explain. He is the father of Jesus, but he's also BELAlR.
Billy: Daddy, did you say B-E-L-A-L-R? That's dumb.
Billy's father: Yes, son, that's how you spell God. Or dumb fuck. Anyway, I'm gonna go play COD4, tell mommy to STFU about the dishes.
Billy's father: Well, son, it's hard to explain. He is the father of Jesus, but he's also BELAlR.
Billy: Daddy, did you say B-E-L-A-L-R? That's dumb.
Billy's father: Yes, son, that's how you spell God. Or dumb fuck. Anyway, I'm gonna go play COD4, tell mommy to STFU about the dishes.
by darcy mcgee January 18, 2009
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Get the balalalingdongdoo mug.A mean person who will lick any chicks pussy not even knowing them. A guy who doesnt know what love is and will dump any chick who doent give him a hand/blow job in the first week in a relationships. mostly a bitch but can be a totall hottie. usally long hair but is a mean person.
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Boy: why would any guy wanna be like him he seems like a (asshole).
Girl: i know what a (cunt)!!
Boy: why would any guy wanna be like him he seems like a (asshole).
Girl: i know what a (cunt)!!
by Skrillexchick!@# December 27, 2011
Get the Belanger mug.Although he first became famous for his recording of calypso hit The Banana Boat Song (“Day-O”), Harry Belafonte has for many years been a humanitarian activist, involved with such organizations as the United Nations Children's Fund (UNICEF) and the Peace Corps. His outspoken criticism of the U.S. involvement in the affairs of other countries has stirred up controversy more than once, but he continues to stand up for what he believes in and to exercise his right of free speech.
I thought Harry Belafonte was just a singer until I found out how hard he has worked for so long to help improve the lives of those less fortunate, without regard for his own personal comfort or safety.
by KathMac December 11, 2008
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