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bear shit in the woods

A phrase used in response to a question, where the answer is an obvious yes.
Q:You wanna go out drinking tonight?
A: Does a bear shit in the woods?
by PTM May 27, 2006
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bear-bear

A nickname given to a crush or a lover. Typically the one given the nicknames name is Barrett. Barrett is the best person you could ever meet.
Friend: What did you call Barrett again?
Me: HES MY BEAR-BEAR
by ❤️crushing❤️ May 24, 2018
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Bear Trapped

1. When a woman grabs an unwilling man's hand and forces her thighs shut upon it. Usually followed by the reluctant male being subjected to watching the woman perform a sexual act on herself.
"I told that drunk girl I was married man, but she grabbed my hand and bear trapped it between her thighs. She wouldn't let go until after she rubbed one out"
by provparkside December 18, 2012
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bear semen

Manly name for outta control energy drinks. Meant to make the drink sound like a mix between caffiene energy supplements and protein shakes. Contains no actual bear semen.
Sean: need to get some moar bear semen! rawr
by rowbsie November 8, 2009
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Bear Fight

A drink, of sorts, consisting of two drinks taken one after the other. An Irish Car Bomb and a Jägerbomb. You simply line them up and take one after the other, wait 5-10 minutes, and then you will know how it has earned it's name.
We were at the bar and I ordered a round of Bear Fights for the group. Afterwards, everyone was excited and suprised at what was going on in their stomach. It was as if a Black bear and a polar bear were fighting inside them.
by Levi Lawhon October 11, 2007
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Bear Grylls

An adjective, referring to Bear Grylls, the British man who is a former member of SAS, the world record holder for being the youngest British person ever to climb Mount Everest and survive. Bear Grylls is also the host of the Discovery Channel program "Man Vs. Wild." On this program, Grylls constantly risks life and limb to demonstrate how to survive in different climates and situations. The term "Bear Grylls" is used to describe something incredibly daring, brave, manly, or just rediculously awesome.
Johnny shaves with a knife. Johnny is bear grylls.

Steve is bear grylls because he fought a lion with his bare hands.
by Wenzel March 18, 2007
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Bear-and-a-Half

The worst creature you will ever meet. It is a normal short-faced bear with the front half of a second emerging from the center of its back. It runs at speeds exceeding 287 miles per hour, can manipulate human thought processes, shoots lightning, defies gravity, and can alter past events. It also has the power to give itself whatever new abilities it sees fit, but these appear to be his most frequently used ones.

If you see one, be prepared to be dead within 5 seconds ago.
Holy shit, it's a bear-and-a-half!
by Ice Boundary June 15, 2011
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