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Swadian Battle Feast

When the King of Swadia calls all of his vassals and lords to a feast, where he then calls them all to join in his military campaign. Vassals and Lords generally ignore the call to arms when far away, hence why the Battle Feast Strategy is very useful.
King Harlaus sat on his throne, besiegers outside his gates, he needed an army, quickly. He called his servant, and had him send a message to everyone in his realm, a feast would be taking place at his castle. His plan was flawless, he liked his Swadian Battle Feast, he never lost with it.
by RedAssassin53 June 18, 2014
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battleshit

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battleshit can only be played in public bathroom.
by bizi0tch.xX March 27, 2005
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Australian Army uniforms are designed to accommodate the onset of a battle fat.
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Battlefield 1

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Damn I can't believe Battlefield 1 fucked cod .
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