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martins basement

1) a place where good things go bad, bad girls become saints, straight men become gay, and people that arent virgins, become virgins again.
2) a wet/moist dark environment, were a devil cat runs loose, and were one may lose their virginity without even knowing how, when, where, or to whom.
3) fuck me in the ass, and call me a neurotic hamster.
4)suck my Naudahl
1) uh...uh... he loved it...in martins basement
by nando and nickyd March 5, 2010
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Beyonce's Basement

Friend 1: Omg did you know that Sia is trapped in Beyonce's Basement and Beynoce is forcing Sia to write songs for her???
Friend 2: Wow I didn't know that!
by RickyOfDaBay February 25, 2021
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Bargain Basement Becky

The name given by the wife or girlfriend after she finds out about her husband or boyfriend’s below subpar quality mistress or sidepiece who look like she came from the bargain basement compared to her.
I told him messing around with a BBB will get him in a lot of trouble if his wife finds out.

What the Better Business Bureau?

No a Bargain Basement Becky because after his wife found out she went all in during their divorce. I bet he wished he had messed around with that BBB.
by Starving Artist246 September 23, 2021
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Repainting the Basement

The sexual act of spitting/ejaculating into your partner's mouth. Then, the partner with the spit/semen, spits it down the first spitter's butthole.
I just ate hot cheetos, so I had a lot of spit in my mouth, so I asked my bitch if it was cool if I spit it in her mouth cuz she was thirsty. I was astonished when she asked if she could do some Repainting the Basement, but I obliged anyway, and it was worth it.
by hubiedubie February 7, 2013
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Lauren's basement

This meme originated from the Voltron: Legendary Defender fandom when one of the voice actors, specifically Jeremy Shada, accidentally spills a spoiler. Then, someone started a meme that Lauren Montgomery, one of the executive staff, is going to lock Jeremy up in her basement to prevent him from saying anything more. So now, whenever someone from the show spills a spoiler, fans say that they're going to get locked up in Lauren's basement.
Person 1: Hey, have you watched the interview between the main casts of Voltron?

Person 2: I did. Jeremy's going to go back to Lauren's basement again.
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Glass Basement

The equivalent of the glass ceiling, but on the other end of the spectrum. The phenomenon wherein women are absent from the lowest, most difficult or most dangerous jobs. Despite claiming the desire for equality women do not fight to break through the glass basement.
The refusal to crack the glass basement demonstrated the hypocrisy of fighting to break the glass ceiling.
by Commander_Keen April 14, 2014
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kids in my basement

kids that are trapped in the cellar. so they could get some juicy popsicles
pepe: You fucking pedophile! How many kids do you have in your basement?! Huh, HUH?!

herbert: i have 46 kids in my basement
by Im gonna coooom.com March 21, 2021
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